The Lawyer

There was an annoying billboard lawyer Maria Gladstone who was always on TV urging people to sue big trucks, negligent business owners, etc. I was not a fan.

I called her office and set up and appointment. I was to meet with her Monday afternoon.

Monday came around and I went to Maria's office. I met her in a conference room. "I'm sorry. We'll have to postpone. I have a very important meeting with the representatives of a trucking company.

I used the blue stone on her. "Stand still."

She froze.

Without changing expression, lower your slacks and leave them there.

"Unbutton your shirt."

She obeyed and stood there with her slacks down and shirt open and still with the blank look on her face, but I could tell she was nervous as her breathing was growing more pronounced.

"Take your hair down and run your fingers through it."

Again she obeyed then stood still.

"Perfect."