April, the Cutest Cheerleader in College

April was in costume and almost ready to head out for cheerleading practice. She just needed to quickly check herself out in the mirror in her bedroom to make sure she was looking flawless.

It was at that point that she witnessed a puff of glitter in her reflection and saw a pretty blonde woman in a fairy costume appear behind her.

"Oh wow, you're so cute! And how did you even do that? It was awesome!" April asked excitedly.

"Magic, my dear!" Priscilla explained "I am your Fairy Godmother, and I'm here to make your dreams come true!"

"No way! So I'm going to make top 12 on American Idol?" April gasped excitedly.

"No, I'm actually here about another wish on this occasion. One you made when you were bantering with your buddy Ashleigh"

"Ashleigh? She's not my buddy, I can't stand her!"

"Well, nonetheless, you and her had something of an exchange a few weeks back. And after she made a few choice remarks about your level of intellect and sexual proclivity, you responded with the following wish"

April blinked at Priscilla, looking genuinely baffled by this point. The fairy continued regardless, repeating the cheerleader's words back at her.

"Oh yeah, well I really wish I was some lesbian goth weirdo who masturbates ten times a day and acts like a total bitch to everyone"

"Huh? Did I say that? I obviously didn't mean it!" April panicked as Priscilla pointed her wand at her "No, wait!"

But it was too late as she disappeared into a glitterball, before emerging with a very different look.

"Okay, well this sucks" April looked down at the all black ensemble she was now dressed in "So, if you are done corrupting my wishes could you maybe get the fuck out of here? I'd like to get myself off now, and and I'd rather do it without an audience"