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Chapter 1697
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What do you do?
Distribute some gifts.
"Before you three take off, it's gift time!" you announce.
Eva's ears perk up. She bounces over excitedly, even if such an action is incredible dangerous in her current garb. It seems like she no longer cares with the promise of a present at hand. She bobs up and down, waiting eagerly. Though due her distracting body, it's only making the process take longer. After he comes Niki, and then Amara with her top tied back on tight.
Meanwhile, both Dajy and Fava allow the spotlight to shift. They talk amongst one another, mostly about the YiivCam and its potential uses--some more graphic than others.
You reach into your Bag of Holding and feel around inside. As you do, the stretched opening quivers at your touch. It takes a moment, but eventually you grab hold of a cube within. You give it a tug, and squeeze it out through the entrance, popping it free for the others to behold. It's a wrapped box, not quite a foot in any direction. It's blue and wrapped with purple ribbons, to a bow on top. Looking straight at Eva, you step forward and offer it with a warm smile.
Her eyes light up. After taking it, she immediately starts yanking at the ribbons.
"Careful there. They're gonna come right off," Niki warns.
"But that's what I'm trying to do!" Eva replies.
"Not those ribbons. The other ones."
Eva looks down at herself and flushes again. "R-Right." Then after a more relaxed approach, she undoes the bindings and opens the lid of the box.
She opens it to a cushioned interior. Nestled perfectly in a mold to fit its shape is a bright orange carrot. Food, however, it is not. She plucks it from within and holds it up, and it shimmers like a beautiful crystal. The orange is vibrant, and it isn't an actual vegetable of course, but a magic wand! Where the green leaves would normally be, there's instead a brilliant prismatic star. As she holds it up, a rainbow pearl at the other head disconnects, and begins to float half an inch from the tip. As she moves it around, it stays locked into position with the carrot itself. Here eyes glisten with wonder as she mimes casting spells. It fits comfortable in her hand, even if such a shape seems less practical. It's perfect for her.
"Th-This is so cool!" Eva shouts. "I think... I don't know how to say this, but it feels like this wand is already a part of me. Like, it's exactly what I'd want to use, which is weird, since I've never really known what kind of wand I actually wanted. I've thought about it, but I kept coming up with different images in my head. Maybe it's because it's extra special, since it came from Kyle, or he's just an incredible gift-giver, but like... Aah!" She then throws her arms around you, and embraces you with an enthusiastic squeeze.
Gift #1 Delivered! - Crystal Carrot Wand
You wrap your arms around her and pat her mostly bare back. "I'm so glad you like it."
"I love it! I love... you!" She smiles wide and hugs the wand against her chest, nestled quite comfortably between two watermelons.
Niki looks down at her slingshot bikini, tugging on the strings as she does her best to keep her dark nipples behind closed curtains, though she can do nothing for the tattoos around them. "Now I'm kinda nervous. I didn't expect us to get such sweet gifts while wearing these."
"Speaking of sweet," you say before stepping over next to the warrior.
Once again, you pull a box from the Bag of Holding's tight hole. This one is dark grey, like metal, with ribbons of vibrant crimson. You place it right into her hands.
She takes hold of the bow on top, tightens her grip, and tears the fabric to pieces with one yoink upwards. "Ah. Actually, I feel bad ruining such a decoration."
"It's meant to be opened. Don't worry," you respond.
Niki nods and then opens the lid. Instantly, her mouth begins to water. The scent reaches her brain before her eyes register the image. Within the gift box are six Party's Rest Double Hazelnut Banana Chocolate Fudge Extra Thick muffins. Her chest heaves up and down, like a dog after being told it's time to walk. It's like she doesn't know what to do. She could slam her face right down into them, and devour every single muffin in a matter of minutes. But on the other hand, she understands restraint... to an extent.
"Th-These are," she mutters out. "These are..."
"And Summer is already learning how to perfectly replicate them. I got the recipe, officially."
Gift #2 Delivered! - Party's Rest Double Hazelnut Banana Chocolate Fudge Extra Thick Muffins + Recipe
"Aahh~!" Niki bobs up and down, unsure of how to put down a present so precious. She hands it to Amara, runs, and grapples you so hard she lifts you from the ground. "I really love you so much, Kyle! This is the kind of gift only somebody who truly knows me would get. This is better than a new mace, a new breastplate, or anything like that, and I mean it. Nobody in my life before meeting you would have gotten me something like it. I know it probably seems to simple, but--"
"I understand," you say with a smile.
She looks to you silently for a moment, and then leans in close to press her lips against yours. "I could eat you--" She clears her throat. "I could eat them all right now," she says before releasing you at last.
"Oh what? I didn't know we were doing kisses too!" Eva stomps her foot.
After Amara passes back the muffins, Niki without hesitation shoves one into her mouth. Her eyes roll back in delight.
"You next, Amara." You offer a hand out, beckoning the elf forwards.
She approaches, and places her delicate fingers upon your palm. You hold it firmly, though with affection, before slipping away once again to dig around in the Bag of Holding for her present. It's much smaller, so it's easier to get out. Though size definitely doesn't matter in a situation like this, because what you got her was actually one of the most expensive.
You open your palm to a box so tiny you may be able to close your fingers completely around it. To keep with the theme, you got this little white box wrapped with yellow ribbons. The bow is quite large in comparison to the rest.
She takes it carefully. Unlike the other two, she takes her time to slowly unwrap it.
Finally, she opens the top and stares in side. Immediately, she puts the one hand to her mouth and gasps. Her eyes stare inside, and the other girls begin to move in closer to see. As they do, they eye the gift inside with just as much wonder. Then at last, she pulls a ring from a holder within, and rotates it slowly to inspect every last inch of its form. The ring is solid gold, covered in intricate markings, and one single, rather large emerald sits right where the pattern connects.
However, what she didn't expect, is to look up to seeing you hold an identical one in your palm, like some kind of magic trick. You then equip it on a finger different than where you wear Tol'vuus, aka the powerful signet ring gifted to you by the queen.
"Ooh!" Amara exclaims. "Matching rings? Are they matching rings?"
"Not only do they match in appearance, but also in effect," you explain. "We can't do it too many times in a row as they need to recharge, but if you put it on, I can show you what enchantment they have."
With a wide smile, the elf slips the gift onto her ring finger. She looks it over with awe--face pink with almost overwhelming emotion. "It looks so beautiful..."
"Are you ready?" you ask.
She nods. "I am."
Then you speak the command word, "Shuffle."
In a flash, both you and Amara swap places. You're not between the other girls, and Amara stands opposite of you, with Laira not far behind.
She looks around, disoriented for a moment. "Incredible." Then she takes your hand eagerly. "So you trust me enough in battle to be the one to bare this item. I assure you I will not use it in any way to place you in danger either. Especially not just so that I may heal you afterwards."
"You didn't have to add that last part."
"With this thing around my neck, I already felt so intimately close to you, though now that we wear the same rings..."
"The name of it is in Elvish, though I'm not sure who made it. It's called Faev'aras."
She puts a hand to her lips and giggles. "Uhm, I think perhaps the shopkeep was mistaken."
"Why's that?"
"Faev'ara makes more sense. It effectively means to swap places."
"Yeah that's what the merchant said."
"But Faev'aras means something a little more... erotic. It often refers to moving positions, as in during sexual intercourse."
"I wonder if he was messing with me."
"If he was not an elf, it is more likely that he did not know... but thank you, Kyle. I would like to kiss you now, but I do not wish Eva to be the only one of us who did not have the chance. So please, after this, grant her what she desires." The elf than throws her arms over your shoulders, and with your hands firmly around her back, you linger a passionate, warm kiss.
"... Th-That's a weird thing to say!" Eva stutters out beside you.
Gift #3 Delivered! - Ring of Faev'ara
Though once you're finished, she fidgets around impatiently. Then suddenly, she hops up and you catch her embrace. She kisses you hard.
Amara chuckles and mouths, "I love you," before making a heart with her fingers, right beneath the choker of the same shape.
Laira fans herself off in an attempt to cool down. "This is gonna make my heart explode. If you're all finished, do you mind if I grab the three of you now?"
"Yeah! We'll be right there," says Niki. She holds up yet another muffin, and you glance to the box. Half of them are already gone.
What do you do?
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