Of course, S.M.U.T. arrives

Five armored black trucks rolled up to the massive lot in front of a rundown abandoned mansion. The rear doors of the trucks opened and women in tactical armor and submachine guns piled out.

Agent Billie Busty stepped out behind them, followed by newly recruited operative, the blue-haired and fox-eared Cryptid known as Kitsune.

The operatives fanned out to surround the building, covering the exits to make sure that the Cryptids inside could not escape.

"Ready for your first mission?" Billie asked Kitsune.

"Why did Director Groan dispatch only female operatives? He still doesn't trust me?" Kitsune asked.

"He trusts you, not sure why, but he does," Billie reassured Kitsune, "but recently he's divided the operating divisions by gender, Steel Division and Gold Division."

"And we're Gold," Kitsune scoffed.

"Exactly," Billie answered.

The two approached the entrance of the door, where a team was preparing to charge in. Kitsune had her sword by her side, and Agent Busty was wearing an new state of the art tactical suit given to her by Director Groan.

"It's just two Cryptids, why do we need so many agents?" Kitsune asked.

"Not just any two Cryptids, it's Hodag and Teratorn from the Rhinelander Crisis," Billie explained, "You may not have heard since you weren't in the country, but they caused an entire city to require Mem-Wiping in order to cover up the chaos they unleashed that day."

"And you've never caught them?" Kitsune sighed, "The American government is in worse shape than I thought..."

"Alright, enough quips out of you now, are you ready or not?" Billie asked, switching off the safety on her rifle.

"Ikimashou," Kitsune nodded as she raised her sword.

Billie gave one of the operators a signal, and the S.M.U.T. agents began barging into the mansion from all sides. They busted down the doors and swept the rooms, looking for the two Cryptids that had just arrived at this location.

Just as S.M.U.T. agents flooded the mansion, a storm began to brew above. Dark clouds swirled around the town, blocking out the sun. Rain began to pour as thunder rumbled across Pleaseville. Agent Busty didn't like the sounds of the storm happening so suddenly, but she had to focus on her mission...

Meanwhile...

"We've lost hold of Gold Division!" one of the agents at S.M.U.T. Headquarters cried.

"What? Get them back at once!" Director Groan ordered. How was the storm disrupting their communications?

"Nothing is getting through!" another agent cried.

Static came through for a short moment, just long enough to grab a sound coming from one of the agents, "Aaahhhnng!~“

”That sounded..." the agent monitoring that channel paused before saying 'sexual'.

"As soon as we get through, issue a retreat," Director Groan sighed, having a guess as to why that agent just moaned like that.