13"

It's not like you haven't seen those pornstars with gigantic cocks - whether you can verify their realness is a wholly different question. Regardless, you yourself can make it happen for your equipment.

You shift the slider bar to a healthy 13” — still not a lot, considering the scale leaves imagination as the limit — and confirm your change. There’s not a lot that happens at first. Just the soft beeps of acknowledgement from your holographic screen, and the soft whirring of your home’s HVAC in the background.

As for the next few seconds, they couldn’t be more different. What starts off as a slight tingling in your pants rapidly crescendos into a raging heat, almost like a burning mixed with a massage gun localized around your crotch. Except, none of this hurts. As the sensation collectivizes around your cock, you notice it begin to stiffen, swelling and throbbing as it begins to snake down your boxers. Soon enough, even your 7” inseams aren’t enough to contain your junk, your head managing to poke past, letting it catch the cool air of the room — it’s not close to stopping, either. Further and further down it stretches, as if by some sexualized magic trick you keep pouring out the inches from your groin. Before long, the tip hangs down past your knees, dripping with that familiar need, only amplified. You reach down, hands struggling to pull down your boxers over your anacon-dick before they fall to the floor, exposing you fully to the room temperature surroundings. A side effect, it seems, is that your balls joined in on the process, albeit ever so slightly, as they sit just a tad heavier and fuller than you remember — not a bad thing by any means.

But now you’ve only a handful of ways to deal with your now aching cock, which sways pendulously with every movement, now that it’s the size of a beater club. What do you do?