Conditional Idiots

Jack walked up to the two siblings, "Anna, you seem stressed..."

"Of course I'm stressed! Maddy is my precious little sister. If I'm just some...person she met...how can I protect her?"

"Do you think you can as you are now?" Jack asked her. He glanced at Maddy, "Maddy I think it would be great is too overbearing. She'd be perfect as a hot little Asian girl, don't you think?"

"Yes of course," Maddy agreed. "Argh! Don't take my sister away."

Jack stepped back and smirked, "Well you know by now that our audience delights in chaos but...it seems few would break the two of you up."

"You mean..." Anna started.

"Yes. I'm Maddy's Forgien Friend came in last with just 8%. That means you'll stay sisters no matter what."

Anna wrapped Maddy in a big hug, "Thank God."

"Are you ready to find out the result? Take a look!" Jack pointed to the board.

They all turned to watch as the voted ticked in. As expected Foreign Friend had very few, but the other 3 were neck in neck.

Then Maddy's opposite started to drop off and it was a race between younger sister and twin. Then a flurry of votes favouring one of them came in and...

"The winner with 48% of the total vote is...I'm Maddy's...Younger Sister!" In an instant the collar of fate activated and swept the years away from Anna's body.

• I'm Maddy's...Younger Sister!? - Instead of being her older sister, she'll become her younger sister. Anna was revert to her 18 year old body. Physical change only.

Anna stared at the board, reading and re-reading the result.

"Wait I'm..." She froze as she heard her own voice. It sounded so young and girlish. She raised a hand to her face. Her perfectly smooth soft face, "I'm really 18 again..."

"That's right. All we turn was turn back the clock on your body to the day your turned 18." Jack said.

Anna looked at Maddy, "We're still sisters..." She said softly.

"Always." Maddy agreed.

Anna smiled, then looked at Jack, "But wait...it said physical only. So...my ID still says I'm 46...nobody is going to believe I'm 46..."

"No they won't! I daresay you'll have a hard time convincing anyone that you are really Anna Monroe. But look on the bright side, you just got your youth back, 28 years more to life. It's a worthwhile trade, isn't it?"

Anna didn't say anything, but she had to admit he had a point. Even if she had to restart her life entirely, gaining back 28 years was something money couldn't buy.

"But we aren't done with Anna," Jack said, "Time to find out if she's got anything going on in that pretty little head of hers. What did our audience decided for her intelligence?

They watched the votes come in again. Right from the start it was a two way race between man's world and no dry spells but int he end...

"The winner with 42% of the vote is...It's a man's world!" Jack annouced.

• It's a man's world - Anna said it herself to Maddy just moments ago, and now she'll embody it herself. Whenever she speaks to a man she'll leave her brain behind and become a vapid bimbo at his mercy. When she's alone again or just with women her brain will go back to normal.

Jack stepped close to Anna, "So Anna, how do you feel?"

Anna blinked. Had Jack always been so hot? "Um, like, I feel great Jack. I'm like, all young and stuff."

Jack nodded, "Uh huh. Can you tell me what 9 x 7 is?"

Anna tapped her finger against her chin, "Hmm...that's a tough one...uh....liiiiike...a hundred?"

"Very close." Jack said with a grin.

"Really? Yeeeeah!" Anna cheered.

"Hey, stop being mean to her!" Maddy said.

"Oh, should we do you next?" Jack asked.

Maddy huffed, "Fine. Whatever."

"Very well, let's find out what our dear audience decided for Maddy!" Jack pointed at the board.

Maddy was glad to see If you say so drop off immediately. That was a scary one. Bitch please was an obvious loser quickly too. That left Voodoo brain and A Mother Knows. She'd prefer voodoo brain because she didn't think Charlotte would **** her but in the end...

"The winner is A Mother Knows!" Jack announced.

• A Mother knows - Maddy will gain enough knowledge of fertility, pregnancy, and child rearing to be considered an expert at all three...while simultaneously losing most unrelated knowledge and becoming totally useless at learning anything else. She'll make a great mom, but do a poor job at anything else.

"So Maddy you said I was being mean to your little sister before. Can you tell me what 9x7 is?"

Maddy blinked, "Um..." It was strange. She knew it was an easy question, but she couldn't remember multiplication at all. Of course she knew that twins meant two, triplets meant three and so on...but otherwise it was just...gone. She looked at Jack, "She was probably close...100...right?"

"Let me ask you something else," Jack said, "My sister just had a baby and it was a little big yellow shortly after being born, is that ok?"

Maddy nodded, "Sure, jaundice within the first 24 hours is pathological until proven otherwise—likely hemolysis."

Jack grinned, "You'll make a great mom, won't you?"

"Yes, I will." Maddy agreed, and she didn't need the compulsion to make her agree.

"And finally, Charlotte...you are afraid you might follow the path of these sisters? Anna is a total bimbo, at least as long as I'm on stage, and Maddy is useless at everything except mothering. It would be concerning if the three of you couldn't care for yourselves...right? WEll don't worry. Here at BOB we make sure to take care of our winners as much as we care for our losers. In the event that you become too dumb to think your way out of a paper bag, don't worry. We'll make sure you have a long and successful career in porn."

"No! I..." Charlotte glanced at the audience, "I know how those bitches think now. They don't want me as a bimbo."

"They don't?" Jack asked, raising an eyebrow.

Charlotte shook her head, "They don't. They want me..." She looked at Maddy, "To f-fuck her. I'm willing to bet they picked that one...Fill her up."

"Well well...let's find out, shall we?"

Charlotte looked up at the board and waiting. Sex Education was totally unpopular and she could dismiss it instantly. Bust for Brains and Fill Me Up remained tied as votes continued to trickle in but the winner was, as she'd predicted, "Fill her up...43%." She said.

• Fill Her Up - Charlotte's IQ will constantly drop and her only way of boosting it back to normal will be to cum inside another woman. And yes, that means she'll need to use her new strap on all the time.

"That's right. You won't be able to avoid using the gift...unless you WANT to be a bimbo. We'd be fine with that of course. Now don't worry the text might say 'all the time' but we didn't mean that literally. You should be able to live your life normally as long as you fill Maddy, or any other woman, up once per day. Go longer than that and...well...for comparison Anna's right now at about 48 hours without cumming for you."

Charlotte gulped. She couldn't imagine doing that. Having sex was one thing, but with another woman? While she had her own penis? It was just...too much tot take in.

"You look stressed Charlotte. I have a great idea. Just rub that doll in your hands. A little orgasm to take the edge off."

"Don't you dare!" Maddy said.

Anna giggled, "Like, what's the is-um-is-um....big deal? Just do it."

"Anna!" Maddy cried. She glared at Jack, "Can you fuck off so Anna can go back to normal?"

"Afraid not," Jack said, "But even if I could...well...I wouldn't. But let's not dwell on it, it's time to continue our game. Let's find out if they are..."

"BIMBOS OR BILLIONAIRES!" The crowd roars.

"Charlotte, actually, can I call you Lottie?" Jack asked.

"No way prick." Charlotte said.

Jack grinned, "Right. Lottie, it's your turn. Pick a case."

Charlotte sighed. She knew she wouldn't convince him to use her real name, that's just how this show went, "Fine. 3."

Chrissi walked over to the cases, "One...two...three, it's this one!" She cracked open the case revealing a dove holding a branch.

"Well it ain't a billion dollars, but it IS a reward. A little something to make it easier to deal with the changes you've gone through, although of course the audience gets to decided exactly what that is."

Charlotte frowned, "Those idiots don't want to actually help us."

"Idiots? A bold choice of words for people that decide your fate."

"You know I can't help it asshole." Charlotte said defiantly.

"Be that as it may...anyway, let's find out what Charlotte's harmony could be!"

• Goth Magnet - Charlotte is only capable of finding goths attractive, but Maddy is the only goth she knows. To help her expand her dating pool she'll become the ideal match for goths of any kind. Charlotte will have no shortage of willing partners ready to idolize her.
• 2nd Puberty - All of the changes Charlotte's received, her new tits and ass, her red hair and lips, and even the huge cock that (sometimes) sways between her legs, people will chalk it all up to a mysterious 2nd Puberty that Charlotte went through. Acquaintances will be surprised by the changes, but accept it as a natural thing to have happened to her.
• She's a witch! (again) - Although it didn't win last time, it did come in second so why not try again? Her new body, new magic voodoo doll, new magical detachable cock? The only explanation for all this is that she's a witch. People will just accept that strange things happen to Charlotte and the people around her. Some people may come to fear here, but others will be excited by her magic and want her to show off her voodoo doll and magical cock.
• Only Fans - Charlotte has a new look, and it's bound to drive lots of fans her way. She might only be attracted to goths, but all kinds are going to be attracted to her. This loyal legion of fans won't care how she used to look, she'll accept her for as she is today. Her fans will make it easy for her to earn money in porn, and her females fans will be more than happy to lend a hole to boost her IQ.

Charlotte bit her lip, she thought these were supposed to be rewards? She supposed they all had some way of helping her, but she didn't want to have people suddenly become attracted to her or fascinated by her. There was only one good option as far as she was concerned, "2nd Puberty would be great you pile of shit."

"Wow, that's a new one. Good to know..." Jack teased her. Then he looked to Maddy, "Now Maddy, let's find out what's in store for you!"

• Her True Self - People will rationalize the **** changes Maddy's gone through as her true self showing. They'll wave away the physical changes and focus on her coming out as a goth lesbian. She'll get used to hearing things like 'you're so brave' and 'I always knew you were gay'. No matter how much Maddy denies it, but will know the truth. That she was just meant to be this way.
• Viral Misogyny - Women who hear Maddy agree with a man will start to feel the need to agree also. Rather than finding her changes strange, they'll understand it's all because a man wanted her that way, and they'll easily accept that. Men will see her changes and believe they were for their benefit, and not question any of it no matter who much of a feminist they were before.
• Cursed - People will believe that Maddy's changes are the result of a curse. Those she bullied might thing she deserved it and laugh at her plight, but her friends might be willing to help her break it. That's impossible of course, but people will be easily convinced that one method or another might break that curse, no matter who suggests it.
• Dollification - The world will become convinced that Maddy is afflicted with a new rare disease, dollification. The symptoms? Rapid onset physical changes such as height loss, breast growth, skin and hair colour changes as well as more serious symptoms like spontaneous orgasms, sudden uncontrollable movements and sudden outfit changes. People believe that those will dollification aren't always in control of their actions and forgive any behavior of Maddy's influenced by her changes on this program, including those of the voodoo doll. They know the disease has no cure but an old wives tale says that asking someone with dollification to show you their boobs can help alleviate the symptoms so people will often try that.

Maddy scowled, these weren't rewards at all, "These aren't rewards, just more ways to control me." SHe complained.

"You're right. Show us your boobs." Jack said.

"Argh!" Maddy complained, but she quickly complied before her piercings had the chance to shock her.

"Fine, Her true self would be my choice. Happy?" She asked.

"Very," Jack grinned and turned to Anna, "And Anna here has less to adjust to, but her change is fairly major. How can we help her adjust to being 18 again?"

• The little sister - History will be rewritten so that Anna was born 18 years ago. Everyone will believe that Maddy has always been the big sister. This will be done with as little shift to reality as possible so Anna won't suddenly end up with a bunch of 18 year old friends who know her intimately and the sisters won't have grown up in poverty because Anna wasn't around to support them. This won't change the sister's memories or personalities at all, just how others perceive them.
• I know a good surgeon - People will believe that Anna is still 46, she's just had a lot of work done, allowing her to slide back into her old life, albeit with a few people begging for a referral.
• A whole new world - Anna practically raised Maddy, she had to, their dad was only ever a burden to them both. To make her second life a happy one their relationship to their father will be severed and history will rewrite itself to give them the childhood they deserved. With Maddy as the older sister and Anna the younger, they'll gain new parents who love them both dearly, no matter how they look, and a whole history to go with it. The sisters will remember the world as it used to be, but gain new memories so they can fit in at home after the show.
• Just a silly bimbo - You're 46? Suuuure you are. People won't believe her if she tells them the truth, but that's fine, she's just a silly bimbo anyway. She'll find that people won't take her seriously as a 46 year old woman and it won't matter to anyone that her ID doesn't match her body. They'll dismiss anything that doesn't make sense as a lie she made up because she's such a bimbo and not worry too much about it at all. She'll be able to fit back into her old life, or make a whole new one, and people will just accept it either way.

"I'm like, toooootally not a bimbo," Anna said, "I'm smart and stuff."

"Sure you are. Well, you might jsut be once you're off stage. But for now, any preferences?" Jack asked.

"Preferunwhat? I um...oh. It would be uh nice, to have a good dad but uh...that's kindaaaa...big? Maybe, like, the surgeon one."

"Well let's see what our audience thinks, is rewriting your whole identity and created new loving parents too big? Probably, but it's well within our power here. Time to vote audience, help these ladies out!"

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