Tamaranean culture

Nightwing laughed as though he forgot something simple. "Oh, yeah. I should explain that too. Well, a while after the last of the team turned 18, we were called in by the Justice League. There was a massive battle against the villains: Legion of Doom, Arkham Asylum breakouts, Darkseid, Trigon..."

"And you fought them all naked?!" Robin asked, unsure whether to be impressed or mortified.

"Oh, no, definitely not!" Nightwing said. "But when we defeated them all, it created a massive lull in crime. Earth didn't need as many heroes anymore. Starfire - well, our Starfire - decided to invite us to stay on her home planet to be its heroes."

Starfire giggled with glee. "Oh, I know where this goes! No wonder you have all forsaken your clothes!"

"Whoa! You come from a planet of nudists?!" Beast Boy asked.

"Not quite," Future Starfire explained. "My people have never seen the need to hide themselves behind clothing, but we have not forbidden them either. Except for certain occasions."

"I think I found my next vacation spot," Jinx said, eyeing the nude Future Cyborg.

"So, your time machine doesn't run on Terminator rules?" Robin asked with a small amount of hope.

"Nah, man," Future Cyborg said, showing off his armored limbs. "Still got all the important parts."

"Yes, you do," Sarah joked, glancing down at his flaccid penis.

Raven couldn't believe what she was hearing. "You moved to another planet, and we...I just stopped wearing clothes?"

"Not quite," Future Raven said. "There were beaches, festivals and holidays that required it, so we had to get used to it first. We spent so much time naked that after a while, we just stopped wearing clothes. It took a long time to stop wearing my cloak."

"And even longer for the rest to happen," Future Beast Boy added.

Nightwing nudged him with his elbow and Future Raven shot him a disapproving glare, but it was too late. "The rest? What's the rest?" Robin asked.

Future Starfire answered immediately. "Tameran has a new addition to its ways. They believe we should not stop at baring our bodies. Love and intimacy should be as free to the world as holding hands on Earth."

"Love and..." Raven's mouth opened in shock. There was no way she and her friends did THAT in public, even on another planet!

"Hold up," Cyborg said. "Are ya'll telling me you actually have sex in public?!"

"It was another festival," Nightwing said. "They offered us free snacks and a feast if we participated. And by this point, we were so used to the culture, we ended up going along with it."

"I still say that food had aphrodisiacs in it," Future Raven said, but a small smile betrayed her.

"Well, anyway, Tameran didn't mind it all, and we kind of kept up the tradition," Nightwing continued.

"We have found it brings us closer together," Future Starfire said. "To be together so intimately, no matter the location, and to not be held back by anything."

"Plus, it's pretty damn hot!" Future Beast Boy added.

Most of the present Titans were in shock. None of them ever though they'd ever do anything like their future selves were describing. Beast Boy was torn between joy at being able to screw anytime he wanted and embarrassment at walking around with his green wang out 24/7. Robin couldn't imagine why he'd give up all his clothing and only keep his mask and belt instead of at least underwear. Raven was beyond mortified, hoping that this was some kind of joke and she wasn't going to become an exhibitionist that drooled over Beast Boy in public.

Meanwhile, Cyborg had a sense of curiosity about the future that was fast overcoming his feeling of embarrassment. Starfire treated the entire thing as though it were the best news that she was in such an openly sexual relationship with Robin. Jinx was enjoying the sight, but still wondered where the hell she was supposed to be.