Deal with a "Hostage" Crisis.

Kiyotaka wasn't the most athletic person in his class. Mondo, Sakura, Aoi - there were always people who he expected could outpace him in sports within his classroom, whether it be the Ultimate Baseball Player calmly hitting home run after home run, or Mukuro getting too into a "friendly spar" and proceeding to beat the hell out of him with moves he'd never seen before, while her sister scrolled through her phone, not even paying attention to the carnage going on before her.

However, he'd never expected Toko to be a dangerous contender in this field. Granted, this was because asking her to participate in any activity was a socially dangerous coin flip, and he'd done his best to respect her personal space and beliefs, but looking at her now as she closed the gap between her position and his clothes before he could get there- well, she was impressive.

It didn't help that he was already getting hard again from the sight of her getting off to what he and Sayaka had done, and he'd just had sex on a now somewhat stained teacher's desk, meaning that even with the adrenaline spike, he was off balance, dealing with another erection beginning to form, and caught off guard by her surprise appearance.

As such, Kiyotaka slid on the floor, clipped his right hip against one of the desks, and landed on the floor- using his arms and kneecaps to take most of the impact, just a few feet away from where Toko stood- leaving him kneeling right before her as she gasped. Her own eyes glazed over for a moment, but this wasn't because of the note. If anything, compared to Sayaka's own damp clothes, Toko's skirt was drenched.

Unfortunately, this moment's reprieve ended the moment Kiyotaka opened his mouth.

"Toko-"

"MOVE. AND THE CLOTHES. GET IT!" She exclaimed, reaching into her skirt to withdraw a pair of scissors with her right hand, even as it shook. "I don't want you to think I'll be as easy to win over as Sayaka! You might have great looks, but if you think that I'm going to just let you get away with your hypocrisies, you're dead wrong!"

"H-hypocrisies?" Kiyotaka asked from the floor, as she held the scissors to his underwear, glancing downwards.

"I'll admit, I was waiting for Master to come back and release me from this wooden prison, but I never expected you to have a secret lover! I never expected Sayaka's secret lover to be you! I want to know everything! All of it! Did you have a childhood friendship where you went to the same school together? Did you bond over time at Hope's Peak? Was it just spur of the moment from her? I'm honestly a bit jealous." Toko had no filter at times, and this was certainly one of them.

"Jealous?"

A cut to the crotch of his underwear- thin, light, but as a warning.

"Shut up about that! I mean, it's true that occasionally I've had thoughts about others besides Master Byakuga, but- just tell me how this happened! It doesn't make sense as an outside observer! I'm going to need you to clear these things up, or you're not leaving here with a single shred of clothing intact! Your attendance record is already being messed with due to your quickie, but I wonder- do you think Hope's Peak would let you take classes naked? You could be the Ultimate Nudist if you don't explain yourself! Lie to me, and I'll know!"

"...Okay, but what did you mean by "I never expected Sayaka's lover to be you?" Kiyotaka muttered.

"Well, you've seen her spending time with Makoto, right? All of the girls like him a bit- hell, I've thought about him as a fallback plan if Master Byakuga actually does leave me behind. It's like he's the perfect template for someone to write in as a harem protagonist. He's nice, he's passive, and he's someone who's easier to self-insert himself as." She muttered, her train of thought briefly taking precedent.

Kiyotaka had an opening. But what would he do with it?

"I mean, you're not that bad yourself- most of the girls in this school see you as more of a provider type, and you've even helped me out at times. There's that time you made sure I was eating after I got too distracted by writing A Tale of Towa City 3, the time you made sure the other girls ensured I was taking time to take care of myself..." She paused.

"Fuck you! You were just trying to get me talking, right? I'll bet you didn't even run over here to explain yourself! You probably just ran over here with that huge hulk of man-meat because you thought "Oh, Toko's easy! I can probably add her to my own harem with just a few kind words and cover up the fact that I just had sex on the teacher's desk!" She grumbled, scissors readying for a quick series of cuts.

"That's what you were trying, right? Well, it's not going to work! Go ahead, try it! I dare you!"