Evan's Dream

Evan fell asleep on the thought of his male equipment being junk. "It doesn't work any more and so what is it's value? So I can simply unzip and pee while out in the woods hunting without dropping my pants and exposing my ass? Well there is that but at home I'm sitting to pee anyway because of countless scoldings about pee splattered all around the toilets." But what convinced him was the time he was stand peeing while wearing shorts and could feel the splatter on his shins! "So what good is this junk? Sometimes it gets in the way. Like that time playing pickleball when I got a popped up floater and went to kill it and my hard swing resulted in paddle contact with my nuts and an injury time out. Would I even miss it if it were gone, this junk?"

Then there were images of women in bathing suits or panties. Snug fitting garments flatly curving through their groins on the way to their asses. No unsightly bulges. No visible signs of arousal to try to hide. Beautiful....