"Let's hit up the nude beach"

"It's our last day. Let's hit up the nude beach."

"Oh yea?" I asked.

"Yea," Mandy answered confidently. "When's the next time we are going to be able to be naked on a beach?"

"I guess that's a fair point."

We walked past the pool where we noticed Dora and Manny sitting and continued down the wooden walkway to the beach.

"Well look who it is!"

Surprisingly, it was not Mia this time. It was Madeline, looking incredibly topless as usual.

"Hey!" Mandy said. Her smile widened when Eric walked up behind Maddie.

"We've been looking for you two," Madeline said.

"We slept in late, then we ran into Mia and Glenn and Robert and Ariel at breakfast," I said. "Then we had a couples massage at 11. Now, we are headed to the nude beach. You should join us!"

"I don't know," Madeline answered. "I'm sure Mandy's seen enough of my husband's penis."

Normally it was easy to tell when Madeline was being sarcastic but her usual wit had a bit more bite with that response. Eric looked surprisingly sheepish as he smiled at Mandy.

"I wouldn't mind another glance," Mandy joked right back.

"I think we will pass," Eric chimed in. "But there is something that we wanted to ask you."

He looked at Madeline who gave him a reassuring smile.

"This might sound weird," Eric began. "And we apologize if it is crossing some sort of line or whatever."

Now I was really intrigued.

"We were wondering if you two would like to go on a date with us tonight?" Eric asked. "Not all of us together but, like, Mandy and I and Madeline and Scott."

There was a moment of silence as Mandy and I processed what Eric had just asked us.