Prairie Oysters

I'm at work and it's been one hell of a boring day. There are no customers and as usual it's just me and Deidre. There are two things Deidre knows intimately about me. I'm transgender and I like ballbusting. The latter detail about me is why she just took it upon herself to kick me in the nuts. A fine hard kick with the hard toe of her sandal. She really smashed them. Me, I'm on the floor holding my balls and coughing. She's looking down with an amused smirk on her face. "How do those tasticles feel there Samantha? Do they ache? Did they break?" That's not a typo thats how she pronounces testicles, she says" tasticles."

Oh Jeeze they hurt--- hurt so good. I roll over on to my stomach still holding my balls and coughing. Deidre squats down in front of me."Hey once you're done holding your nuts I've got something to ask you."

She walks away putting some books we got on consignment on the shelves as I'm finally able to stand up. However I'm still hunched over massaging my aching balls.

"You really know how to break my nuts." She turns to look at me and laughs. "Oh stop you asked for it. Standing there with one foot on the chair and one on the floor with your legs slightly spread- an easy target."

"Oh I'm not complaining. I love it when you kick me." She approaches the counter. "Well I have an offer for you. You know what Prairie Oysters are right?" Duh no." Of course I know what they are. Fried or barbecued testicles usually a bull-- or some other animal."

She leans on the counter." Right and I've had the oysters of lots of different animals and tonight I want to try something new." Okay color me intrigued." Like what, monkey nuts." We both laugh.

"No not monkey nuts wise ass. I want to try human nuts." Did I just hear her correctly. She wants to make prairie oysters with HUMAN--- balls. I repeat it to her." Human nuts, a man's testicles."

She clears her throat. "Well yes-- I mean no. I can't just ask or kidnap some random dude. I was thinking of something else-- I was thinking--ah of -- well you. I was wondering if I can castrate you, barbecue your tasticles and you know-- eat them. I mean I've seen them before. They're a good size, nice and meaty. They look scrumptious." I'm speechless. She wants to eat my balls. I mean busting them is one thing but castration. That's a whole different level of pain. Honestly I don't know how badly that'll hurt. Will it be too much. I know we're toons but will they grow back? Will this be permanent? Will she use some sort of anesthesia? How will she do it?

"Samantha please understand I've wanted to ask you for some time now."

"How will you do it?"

"You'll stand in front of my kitchen table with a cutting board on it. We'll lay your tasticles on the cutting board. It's hot outside and I left my air conditioning at home off so your scrotum will be loose and your balls will be hanging low. I'll then take a meat cleaver that I sharpened this morning just for the occasion and then-- I'll chop your nuts off."

I've always fantasized about getting castrated. In fact I've always fantasized about her castrating me-- and she plans to eat them. There are those other concerns but ya know what, fuck it.

"Yes."

She smiles like a kid who just got her favorite christmas present.

"Thank you Samantha. Thank you very much."