Target 1: Mr. Williams

I knock on the door to Mr. Williams house, only to be greeted by his wife Mrs. Williams.

"Oh hello boys, have you seen the news. Crazy things going on, how can I help you?" She says seemingly unfazed.

"How are you so calm if you've seen the news? They're literally people being taken up into the sky!" Ryan says, speaking for both of us as I'm not doing any better.

"What is there to be worried about? Us women aren't affected by whatever that weird thing was. Patrick over here also doesn't believe in any of it, but he also hasn't stepped outside today so."

"Mrs. Williams, listen... I need to get inside and uhh have a chat with your husband is all." I try my best to sound convincing but clearly Mrs. Williams isn't buying it.

"Oh so you can do what's going on here and I lose my husband? Yeah no way, I'm not letting the love of my-"

"I'll buy you a bottle for your brunch today with your girls."

"Make it two and we have a deal." I roll my eyes as I hand her the money for the bottles. She happily accepts and struts out of Ryan's and I way.

"I can't believe she sold her husband out just like that." Ryan says in disbelief.

"Well we have more pressing matters. Now I have to figure out how to make this big guy bend over for me."