Over at Craig’s

After a heated conversation with Liz, you find yourself walking over to Craig’s house and knocking on his door.

“Hey Craig, how’s things? Just wanted to see if you are free this evening?” You ask when he answers the door. “I am planning on watching some football later and wanted to see if you’f like to join me?”

He takes his time to respond, looking you up and down as he scratches his stomach.“Sure that sounds like a good time. Say ehhh….is Lizzie joining us?” Hey asks, the use of the name ‘Lizzie’ as if he’s close to her leaving a bad taste in your mouth.

“She doesn’t understand football, it’s more of a dumb man sport she always says haha. But she will be home, I think she said something about using the free time to do her yoga this evening”, you reply, keen to see how he will respond to your obvious hook.

“Oh wow yoga? No wonder she looks so…flexible.” He says with a grin that makes you instantly uncomfortable. If it wasn’t for the fact that Liz is trying to prove a point, you’d storm off and never look at this old man again.

“Oh yeah trust me she can pull of moves I can hardly believe is possible for the human body haha, you’ll see what I mean later.”, you **** the words out, barely able to believe that you just invited your pervert neighbour to watch your girlfriend do yoga.

“That’s actually funny, I had an ex a long time ago that was really into yoga as well, she even taught me some posses. Have you heard of tantric yoga? We used to do that together!”, Craig says with a particular wife grin as he seems excited about their common interest in yoga.

“Never heard of it, but if it’s to do with yoga then I’m sure she’d be interested to give it a shot haha.” You reply, legitimately unaware of what he is talking about, but when you think of Liz’s excitement about the subject you truely do think she’d enjoy learning a new form of yoga.

“Lovely! I’ll see you both tonight then. Oh and don’t be surprised when I show up in my yoga clothes hahaha” he laughs before closing the door in your face without giving you a change to respond, still confused on if he was joking or not.

Afterwords you slowly make your way back home and as you approach the door you can see Liz hiding in the window, clearly having been watching the conversation from there.

“And? Did he take the bait?”, Liz exclaims the second you walk through the door.

“Yes, he said he’ll be over later” you mumble out in a tired tone, the mental load of dealing with this rouse taking its effect.

“Aha perfect! I bet the fat prick will ogle me all night and jump at the chance to steal from me again, you’ll see” she says with a devilish grin as you can tell her mind is wondering.

“Oh and hun” you say, thinking you should mention what Craig said about tantric yoga, but for some reason stop short.

“Yes?” Liz asks puzzled, looking at you for whatever you were about to tell her.

“Oh um….don’t worry, it was nothing” you mumble before walking away.