I Am For Sure I said Shae

You tap the notification, and the phone's screen erupts in a shower of pink sparkles. The cartoon blonde—Becky—appears in full animation, bouncing excitedly as her massive digital breasts jiggle with each movement. She's dressed in a tiny pink crop top that barely contains her cartoonish assets and a micro-skirt that shows off impossibly long legs.

"Hiiii, Mia!" she squeals, her voice saccharine and bubbly. "Omigod, you look sooooo cute! The freckles are totes adorbs on you!"

You glance over your shoulder to make sure David is still in the living room before whispering, "It's Shae, not Mia. That's what I entered."

Becky giggles, covering her glossy pink lips with perfectly manicured fingers. "Oh honey, that was just a placeholder! The app analyzed your data and determined 'Mia' fits your new persona much better! Trust me, it's way cuter."

Before you can protest, she continues, "So like, welcome to The Perfect Girlfriend Experience! I'm gonna be your bestie and guide through this whole journey!" She twirls, her skirt flaring to reveal a glimpse of pink panties. "Here's the deal, babe—you designed your perfect girlfriend, but instead of making her for you, the app made you into her! Surprise!"

You feel your stomach drop. "How do I change back?"

Becky's cartoon face shifts into an exaggerated pout. "Why would you want to? Look how pretty you are now!" She sighs dramatically when she sees your expression. "Fine, fine. There's a way back, but you gotta earn it. Return Points, babe! You complete daily tasks, earn points, and eventually buy your way back to boring old Matt."

She swipes her finger across the screen, bringing up a glittery dashboard with various icons. "You get four tasks a day—one from each tier: Tease, Tempt, Touch, and Taste." She winks suggestively at the last one. "Complete them all, earn your points, simple as that!"

"And if I refuse?" you ask, already suspecting the answer.

Becky's giggle has an edge to it now. "Then you stay Mia forever! Plus, there's a teensy penalty—each refused task triggers the Transformation Wheel! One little change to make you an even more perfect girlfriend."

You swallow hard. "What kind of tasks?"

"Nothing too crazy to start! Just little things to help you embrace your new girly side." She taps her chin thoughtfully. "Speaking of which, ready for your first task? It's from the Tease tier—super easy!"

Before you can respond, a notification pops up on screen:

[TEASE TIER TASK]

Task: Take a selfie with David and post it to your social media with heart emojis

Difficulty: Easy

Reward: 1 Return Point

Time Limit: 1 hour

"Just a cute little pic with your flatmate!" Becky chirps. "Show off that adorable new face of yours! Accept or decline?"

You hear footsteps approaching the kitchen. David's voice calls out, "Everything okay in there? Did you find your phone?"

You quickly hold the phone against your chest, screen hidden. "Yeah, got it," you call back, your new lilting voice still jarring to your ears.

David appears in the doorway, leaning against the frame. "So," he says, crossing his arms, "what do we do now... Mia?"

Your eyes widen slightly at his use of the name you never told him.