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11:35 | Saturday 2 Aug 2025 | Putney, London

You wake up with your head throbbing, mouth dry as sandpaper. The pink glow from your phone catches your attention, and you reach for it, squinting at the unfamiliar app on screen. No matter how many times you try to swipe it away or hit the home button, the app stubbornly remains open.

"Welcome to The Perfect Girlfriend App!" A perky blonde avatar materializes on screen, her exaggerated proportions barely contained in a skimpy outfit with glittering 'PGA' emblazoned across her impressive chest. She twirls a lock of platinum hair around one finger, her glossy lips parting in a smile that's equal parts inviting and mocking.

"Mmm, go on, babe... play with my dials," she purrs, voice dripping with honeyed suggestion. "Let's make your perfect girlfriend. I'll let you make her however you like!"

When you hesitate, still trying to process what you're seeing through your hangover fog, she giggles and leans closer to the screen, her digital cleavage nearly spilling out.

"Don't get shy now," she whispers conspiratorially, "I've seen your browser history."

Suddenly alert, you tap through the interface. The screen fills with an overwhelming array of sliders and options—everything from body measurements to personality traits. Height, weight, bust size, hair color, even intelligence level and speech patterns. Each adjustment you make is instantly reflected in a rotating 3D model at the center of the screen, the figure morphing in real-time.

Your finger slides experimentally across the "bust size" slider, watching as the model's chest expands dramatically. Another swipe increases hip width, creating an exaggerated hourglass shape that would be physically impossible in reality.

In the corner of the screen, a red countdown clock catches your eye: 00:10:00, ticking down with each passing second. Becky, the blonde avatar, reappears with a wink.

"Tick-tock, baby. Ten minutes 'til lock-in," she says, her voice a teasing sing-song. "Don't choose? I will."

You notice more advanced options: personality traits, sexual preferences, kinks, even IQ settings ranging from "genius" to "bimbo." The depth of customization is both fascinating and disturbing. At the bottom of the screen pulses a pink "Lock In" button, glowing invitingly like a dare.

Your hangover momentarily forgotten, curiosity takes over as you continue exploring the bizarre app's features, scrolling through options you never imagined could be customizable in a person.

11:45 | Saturday 2 Aug 2025 | Putney, London

[TIMER] | Lock-in deadline | 00:10:00 remaining