I press the Channel Down Button

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Her shouting makes me all woozy and stressed out. I hit another button on the remote while aiming at her. It's the Channel Down button... and suddenly her shouting stops...

Instead, a smile spreads on her face, as, instead of covering herself up, she holds a bottle up in the air, seemingly addressing me: "Hey there!"

"Errr... hi?", I respond with a studde,r not knowing what was going on, but as she keeps speaking, my confusion only ramps up...

"Have you heard of Moist Mystique?" - "Huh?"

"When it comes to skin care, Moist Mystique is the absolute market leader." - What's going on here?!

"Its unique formula creates lots of foam instantly!", she puts some of the bottle's content on her chest and starts rubbing, indeed resulting in a lot of foam starting to slowly droop down her curves.

"And with its natural ingredients, your skin will thank you after only a few applications!" - she keeps talking, and finally, I put one and one together. I had tuned in on the Commercials! What the fuck was this thing in my hands?

With fascination, I watch the purple-haird girl continue her routine - soaping up her skin and talking in a sweet cheer voice about this great product.

"I’ve never felt so squeaky clean until I found Moist Mystique!"

"For an incredible shower experience, head to toes…Moist Mystique!"

"Also available for men!"

Okay, that was enough for commercials. I still chuckle at the strangeness of the situation. My flatmate's new girlfriend was doing a soap commercial in front of me in the shower, nude. Now she was paused... not moving an inch... the water slowly dropping down her luscious breasts... and that patch of purple pubic hair... dripping wetness downwards as well... She was truly beautiful, I finally realize... as my gaze scans her body in the safety of her frozen state...