"Your first option is what I'm calling the 'bunny girl.' For context, this isn't you actually being a rabbit. You know those sexy bunny bimbos you sometimes see on TV or at shady casinos. Those girls wearing the tight, black unitards, small neckties, and bunny ears? That would be you. You would be there to act as... an assistant to me, of sorts. And of course, part of your job would be getting hypnotized at my show as well."
"Your second option is my personal entertainer. If I want you to dance for me, you dance. If I want you to sing a song, or recite poetry, or juggle, whatever. You'll do it."
"Finally, you could be my personal secretary. Rather than being my assistant in the way the bunny girl is, you would be working in a more professional setting. Getting my shows lined up, getting me meetings with other celebs, so on and so forth."
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