Jessica the chicken

Jessica began to strut around the stage, making cute little clucking noises as she pulled her arms under her armpits. Despite wearing a dress, she seemed to be quite nimble, strutting around and flapping her 'wings' with little effort.

"Bawk...buk-buk-buk!" Jessica clucked, causing a chuckle from the crowd. She was a natural. John couldn't wait to play with her further later tonight, at home.

Brie, meanwhile, was still standing blank and mindless onstage, ignoring her fellow actress as she strutted about like a barn animal.