Prepping dinner

"We will definitely need more showers in the new house." Hazel said. She was standing in the kitchen in her bathrobe rubbing a towel through her wet hair.

Amelia and Kathy were preparing dinner while Sonia and Katie were seated at the kitchen table, each with a glass of wine. Chris had gone off to show Angie and Gabbie her new sports bras.

Kathy was wearing an apron, though she was losing the fight to keep her nipples covered. The only other things she had on were thong panties, and three inch heels. She was cutting carrots to go with dinner when she added, "And a pool."

Amelia was also in an apron and french cut panties, although she had chosen sandals for her footwear. She kissed Kathy's shoulder, placed some celery next to the cutting board and said, "And a hot tub."

Sonia, who had recently arrived, exclaimed, "Oh god yes, I'd love a nice dip in a hot tub. Open a bottle of wine and soak in the heat as the bubbles massage your cares away."

"Oooo, I hear sex in a hot tub is amazing." Hazel chimed in excitedly.

Sonia shook her head, "I hate to burst your bubble, but no, aside from oral, sex in a hot tub is a terrible idea. It's the wrong kind of wet. The hot water washes away a woman's natural lubrication down there. You're more likely to get rubbed raw than have an orgasm."

Amelia added, "Sonia's right. Besides, the heat from the water will kill a guy's swimmers before he even launches them into you, and when it leaks out of you, you'll just clog the filters. It's a waste of good sperm really." That brought a laugh from the group.

Kathy asked, "Does heat affect the taste though? I know most women prefer it fresh and warm shot straight into their mouths, but cold cum is still really good. I wonder if eating it heated up would be better."

Sonia saw an opportunity to impart her expertise on the subject and said, "Well, women have spent thousands of years thinking of ways to prepare cum to make it even more delicious. It makes an excellent seasoning even when dried, but simply heating it and eating it plain that way makes it thicker but not any better. Most women agree fresh cum tastes best, and cold or hot is just not as good by itself. The main reason we save it to use as a topping or seasoning is because it enhances the flavor of practically any food. Lots of women prefer to mix it into their food as they cook, but if we did that we'd have to make separate meals for Caleb and Harold."

Hazel had an almost confused look on her face when she said, "That's something that's always bugged me. Why is it that all women love the taste of cum, but men don't? We don't even think twice when we go out of our way to make sure they don't eat any."

"Oh, but some men do like the taste just as much as women do." Katie said, "Most scientists agree that it is an evolutionary trait, similar to women having breasts or wider hips or fuller butts. Some men grow breasts, and some have hips like women and some have asses like us too. It isn't unheard of for a man to like to eat cum, but just like many people consider homosexual men as unnatural, many also believe men shouldn't eat cum. It's not a man's fault if they inherited the trait that makes cum taste good to them, but that doesn't stop the bigots. Some people believe homosexuals all like to eat cum, but that isn't true either. Some gay men don't like eating cum, and some straight men do."

Amelia pointed out, "On the other side of that point is, some men become nauseous or violently ill when they consume cum. It doesn't just taste bad to them, it's as if their entire body rejects it. That's why we women go out of our way to not **** it upon a man. Serving a man a cum seasoned meal is considered rude and insulting if the man hasn't indicated he wants it. Neither Caleb nor Harold have shown any indication they would like to try it, so we wouldn't even consider asking them to. I mean, you wouldn't serve meat to a vegetarian, would you?"

Hazel had a thoughtful look on her face and said, "I hadn't considered all that. I thought it was just a waste of time to prepare two separate meals."

It was Sonia's turn to speak up, "Well normally most people don't have enough cum handy for it to ever be an issue. Hollywood and the media give women a false impression of how much they can expect to get from their husband or boyfriend. Think about it, cum from a store is expensive. Unless you have money to burn, or are living with several men, you're unlikely to have lots of extra cum to prepare whole meals with anyway. A single man can only produce so much, and by the time a woman's son is eighteen, he's less than a year away from going to college. Simply put, your average woman uses cum as a topping for her own food because, even if her husband is willing to eat it, there simply isn't enough for both of them. If they have grown daughters living at home, the problem is even worse."

Katie added, "Hazel, your home is different in that Caleb produces absolutely ridiculous amounts compared to the average man. I mean, he could compete against the top porn stars and win. Most women don't get cum with every meal, or even every day. Caleb produces enough that, even with this many women, we have extra. We should be draining him and Harold dry every day, but thanks to Caleb's huge loads, we don't. In fact, the only person eating Harold's cum is your mom."

Chris had walked in at some point and she added her own personal thoughts, "Another thing to point out is, as a man gets older he produces less, and can't get it up as often either. I have three older brothers, so when one of them comes over for a visit there is plenty for me and my mom, even if they bring their girlfriends along. But my dad alone doesn't make enough for both of us to have much."

Katie pointed at her face and said, "Hey Chris, you got a little cum on your cheek."

Amelia rushed over, licked it off, and kissed Chris to share it with her. When they had consumed it all she said, "I take it Caleb isn't done with Angie and Gabbie yet?"

She put her arms around Amelia and groped her ass, "Gabbie is taking a nap, but Angie and Caleb are in the shower now. I got there when Angie was giving him one last blowjob before dinner. Caleb said he would wake Gabbie when the shower is free."

"Hello everybody, any idea how long till dinner is ready, I'm starved." Harold said as he walked into the kitchen.

Kathy had just dumped the vegetables into the pressure cooker when he walked in. She dropped the cutting board and screamed, "Oh shit!" as she tried to cover her breasts.

Sonia and Amelia ran over to her to block Harold's view and Hazel rushed to shove him out of the kitchen.

"I'm sorry Kathy, I swear, I didn't see anything!" Harold exclaimed as he covered his eyes.

Hazel screeched as she pushed her dad out of the room, "You wouldn't know to apologize if you hadn't seen anything. Damn it Daddy, announce yourself when you get home!"

"I'm sorry! I really am sorry! Why is everyone always cooking naked anyway?"

"It's called 'Naked Apron' Daddy. It's one of the kinks Mom saw on Caleb's computer. It turns him on, so everyone is going to cook in just panties and an apron. That means if you want something from the kitchen, ask someone else. When one of Caleb's women is cooking, you stay out of the kitchen."

"Ok, ok. I said I was sorry. By the way, where is your mom? I wanted to see what she thought of her first day as free use."

"She's probably still in the guest room with Tina. Now don't go barging in there. Tina is probably naked, and she hasn't said anything about joining you and mom in bed, or if she was ok with you seeing her nude. Knock first. And don't forget to announce yourself."