Big Changes

The 97th Academy Awards ceremony, presented by the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences (AMPAS), took place on March 2, 2025, at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, Los Angeles. During the gala, AMPAS presented Academy Awards (commonly referred to as Oscars) in 23 categories honoring films released in 2024. The ceremony, televised in the United States by ABC and Hulu, was produced by Raj Kapoor and Katy Mullan, and was directed by Hamish Hamilton. Comedian Conan O'Brien hosted the show for the first time.

• Really?

The 97th Academy Awards ceremony, a ceremony awarding prizes for being the biggest slut among female celebrities. It takes place in Brownsville, Texas, specifically in the square behind a brothel. It is a ceremony where world-class female celebrities receive awards for being slutty whores.

After a moment, the image on the television changed. Now, instead of expensive Dior dresses, the actresses were wearing much shorter outfits. The most common were high-heeled sandals or boots and a short skirt.

The camera then turned to a woman:

• "What is your name?"
• "I’m Mikey Madison."
• "Do you think you have a chance of winning?"
• "Of course, right now I have a vibrating vibrator in my pussy and a dildo in my ass. What could be more slutty than that?"
• "That’s supposed to be slutty?" said a woman passing by.
• "And who are you?"
• "I’m Pauline Chalamet, and I sucked my brother’s cock while he was talking to his bitchy girlfriend!"

Neither of them was even in the top hundred most slutty celebrities.