Lois Cartwright

I pass through a doorway into a hall and head towards the third door on the left. Stenciled on the frosted glass window on the wooden door is the name Lois Cartwright, this must be the place. I knock softly and a feminine voice with a stereotypical Brooklyn accent answers. "Yeah! C'mon in!" She sure does sound lovely.

As I open the office door the acrid smell of cigarette smoke hits my nostrils. Sitting behind a cluttered desk with an old electric typewriter in front of her is a woman with jet black hair and blue eyes wearing a dark grey women's pinstripe suit. Her hair up in a bun. She seems to be in her mid twenties but again with vampires looks can be deceiving. For all I know she could be hundreds of years old. "Don't just stand there doll have a seat." She motions to a worn leather chair in front of her desk. As I'm about to sit she abruptly changes her mind." On second thought go stand by the door for a second. I want to have a good look at you.

Wondering what the fuck this has to do with me getting a new identity I do as I'm told. She looks me up and she looks me down." Hmmn let's see here. Ya look a bit like a hippie in that outfit you have on. Actually more like a slutty hippie, something of a cock tease what with that bare midriff shirt, denim jacket, tight blue jeans and sandals, sexy feet by the way." I say nothing as she continues to examine me. "So what's your deal sweetie?" I have zero idea what she means. "My deal?" She sits back in her chair and takes a long drag off of her cigarette. "Yeah blondie your deal. Every vampire has their thing, you know their own little niche. For instance my receptionist Jolene likes to bite her mostly male prey on the ding-a-ling to feed. Sucks the blood from the veins on the pee-pee. That's how she gets her kicks. So what twirls your beanie?"

"Um well I guess ballbusting. I like to smash their nuts and while they're in excruciating pain I bite them on the neck and drink their blood." I quickly add. " I did tell Jolene however I'm open to trying cock biting as well."

Miss. Cartwright's eyes widen." Ah a nutcracker I love it! I've been known to squash some berries as well." Let's see a good name for a rock and roll ballbuster like you is.....