Paul explains

“I’m sorry, excuse me? You told who, exactly, that we were doing ‘Anal and Bondage’?” You ask thru gritted teeth

Paul realizes how mad he’s made you, “uhhh, well most of the guys. Tony, Josh, Caleb and Martin, I was ove-“

“All the guys?!” You’re really angry now. “Didn’t you mention they’re all invited to the wedding too!” You plop down on the couch and rub the bridge of your nose.

Most of your friends were Paul’s childhood friends.

“Please tell me you were vague, no details right, please tell me that? You realize we’re all probably to be going to be seated together right?”

“Aw Jeez, I wish I could tell you I had been, I’m sorry Erin, I wasn’t thinking. You know how guys try to top each other’s stories. I don’t understand why you’re so mad. You’ve been a woman for less than an hour and you’re already being a bitch.”

You shoot back up and get in his face, (well chest) you look up at him, “Because, you dummy, I’ll know they know. This is already weird for me and you’ve made it even harder“ you tap his nuts with the back of your hand, he doubles over, grabbing his groin, “and don’t call me a bitch, dumbass.”

“Ouch, Jesus, Erin. I’m sorry” he does look sorry but he deserved it.

“Okay what did you tell them?”

“Nothing too bad. Ummm..(he can’t even look at you) just that You like to be handcuffed, blindfolded, ball gagged and fucked in the ass, in that order,” seeing the look on your face, he covers his crotch “Don’t hit me again”

You sit back down and put your head in your hands. This is a lot.

“Do we have any beer in the house, I need a drink.” You say to the room.

Paul gets the hint, “yeah I bought a 12 pack yesterday. I’ll get us one.”