Set Her Up For Later

In Jane's office, Cody shut the door. "Be quiet and listen, and I'll tell you how to get everyone's mind off of the fact they all believe you are a slut who gets crabs all of the time."

Jane nodded and listened intently.

"After work today, if you don't already have these, go by a pleated, plaid skirt that comes down above the knees, fishnet hose, gold platform shoes, a bright floral print blouse, striped blazer, and polka-dot bow tie. Wear all of that to work tomorrow. You'll look totally professional, but also sex. Wear your hair down, but tease it up really big. You must always have the biggest hair, not only in this office, but this entire office building."

Jane kept nodding. She was writing Cody's orders down.

"Wear bright red lipstick and lots of red blush and lots and lots of eyeliner and mascara. That will also make you look both sexy but very professional." Chad had to clench his jaws to keep from laughing as Jane was taking all of this seriously. "If anyone says anything negative about how you're dressed, it's because they have no sense for professional fashion or they are jealous of you. "Finally, you need to invite me and Grace out for dinner and drinks after work tomorrow to reward us for not telling anyone that you are addicted to anal sex and guys cumming all over your face. Understand?"

"Yes, but how does she know?"

"Another drunken message. Apparently, you drink and dial."

"Wear your sexiest panties tomorrow. Oh, and to get back at Banks, buy her favorite coffee drink, but spike it with laxatives. That will be hilarious."

"Oh my god, it will!"

Cody decided he could fuck Jane...hate fuck her, but he put that on the backburner. He left her and went to find Rosalie to see if the triggers worked. He could not wait until tomorrow when Jane and Banks would show up to work looking ridiculous.