Ashley Williams

The Next Weekend, you're relaxing at home after doing some housework when your omnitool lights up with the N7 logo. You immediately activate the notification to send you to the Normandy App and see Ashley's beautiful face in a video.

"Hey, fellas. I'm feeling a little risky today, and since Spectres are above the law, I've got a special alert. The first 10 guys to RSVP don a mask and meet me here. My holes are yours, just pull my dress up and run a train on me. When everyone gets a turn, toss me in the van and drive me around the colony until I'm silly. After that, drop me off at home for the neighbors to see. I'll be waiting."

The message came with a locked attachment for the RSVP and a picture of Ashley in a very revealing dress that was pulled down to expose her melon-sized tits.

There was no way you were passing up this chance. You hit RSVP and get her location.