Eureka

Okay first things first I made damn sure my door was locked. Then I got my chest down. the pennies that the doll and vac pump currently were I added to the same box my original doubloon was in. No need for them right now, and this way mom couldn't find them if she decided to poke her nose around. I should probably do the same thing for the onaholes really, but I needed one out for now if I was going to mess around with the Alterscope's settings. The other I wouldn't need until later.

I sat at my desk and looked the Alterscope over. Emerald, ruby, sapphire, and amethyst. Not that many possible combinations really and I already knew four of them. So far only the emerald and amethyst worked on their own that I knew of, so that was probably a good place to start.

So ruby then. I clicked the gem into place by itself and was shocked when it clicked back out on it's own. I tried several more times and the ruby unslotted itself each time. "Okay I guess that was too easy anyways." Sapphire did the same thing. So only two of the gems worked on their own it would seem, unless I tried keeping one pressed in as I clicked the button? That seemed like a really stupid idea though, if the device had some kind of a safety mechanism trying to bypass it could only end badly. "Maybe if nothing else works." Maybe. Having the Alterscope blow up in my hands was probably way worse than just handing it back over to the shop worker.

"Okay, so no more simple patterns then." Emerald locked a pattern in and amethyst reset a item, the most basic functions of the device. What did the ruby do? With the emerald or emerald and sapphire in it changed something to match the pattern, so if the ruby was change it made sense that it needed a pattern otherwise what would you get on it's own? A random change? Disintegration? "Yeah okay, no more playing with the ruby for now." What if it had been random and he turned a penny into a copy of Amber's car right on top of him? "Fuck... Thanks for the safety Didi."

Maybe the emerald would be safer to mess with? By itself it locked a pattern and with the ruby changed other things to it. Did it do something different with the sapphire or amethyst without the ruby? Something different with the pattern? I clicked the emerald and sapphire in together and held my breath. It stayed! I did it, I had a new setting. "Fuck yeah!" Now what the fuck did it do?

I set the magical girl onahole and a nickel out in the open on my desk and stood back, just in case, sighted through the tube on the silicone toy and pressed the button then released it. Nothing happened. "Fuck fuck fuck!" No way Didi counts that when it didn't do anything! "No, wait. Calm down Vick. It doesn't seem to 'do' anything when you lock a pattern either." I locked the ruby in with the other two, now it was in 'change while aware' mode. or at least it would be if I'd taken a pattern with just the emerald. Deep breath. I sighted in on the nickel and activated the Alterscope. Nothing. "Huh?"

That was weird, I figured it would at least still change the nickel into a onahole at least. Awareness shouldn't matter, the onahole wasn't aware to begin with. I picked up the coin in case it had changed somehow and just wasn't visibly obvious but no still just a nickel by any test I could think of. So I found a new setting that did jack and shit. Fucking great.

"Okay, okay fine. That's just one attempt, there are still more combinations left." Just in case I used the amethyst by itself on both items to reset, if somehow I'd done something crazy like made a nickel self aware that would be pretty fucked up. Better to 'kill' it than leave something like that in tortured existence. Okay what about emerald and amethyst? The green and purple gems locked in no problem. Holding my breath I locked in the onahole again. Nothing, but that was expected. I honestly hadn't expected the amethyst gem to slot in with any except on it's own. What would lock and reset at the same time even give for a pattern?

"Right, here goes nothing." Click. I blinked, the nickel wasn't a onahole but it did look different. Had I done it? I picked up the coin and whistled. The once metal object now felt soft, like silicone. "No fucking way." I bent the coin and it flexed like rubber. I had a perfect buffalo head nickel, made out of silicone.

I fumbled my phone out of my pocket, briefly trying to juggle all three items before letting the coin bounce on the floor while keeping my hands firm on the Alterscope and Nokia. Fuck that was stupid, what if I'd dropped the Alterscope and hitting the floor it depressed the button turning myself into a fucking silicone statue. "Really fucking smooth Vick." I hit Jade's number while trying not to hyperventilate and gently set the brass tube down in it's case on my desk.

"Yo Vick, what's up? Bit early isn't it?"

"I did it, I fucking did it. I found a new setting."

Jade's whoop from the other end near deafened me and I heard someone yelling in the background. "That's fucking awesome dude! What's it do? Copy something? Disintegration beam? Cause it to inflate like my tits?" She laughed on the other end while I tried to get a word in edgewise.

"If you'll listen for a second I'll tell you. I can lock a item's structure alone. I turned a coin into silicone!" This was fucking huge, now I could just turn rocks into gold! Or maybe buying some cheap brass statues to convert would be better? Whichever money was not a problem now, and I'd accomplished what Didi had told me to do. The Alterscope was now mine to keep!

Jade apparently shared my enthusiasm as I got another yell from her end. "My dude that is amazing!" her side was muffled for a bit but I could make out some talking. Then. "Our characters are going to make out like bandits. It's really too bad we can't do something like that in real life." What was she talking about? And laying it on real thick. Oh, her roommate. Fuck. Real stupid shit to talk about over the phone Vick.

"Yeah, next time we get together for the game we'll have to go over the possibilities." Just then my door started pounding, fuck. Only Megan hit my door like that, and would probably come right through it if I ignored her long enough. Shit. "I got to go, my sister wants something."

"You got it me boyo, let me know how tonight goes. Laters!" Boyo? Damn she was strange.

I hung up and hid things as best I could while my door continued to pound. "I'm coming, give me a damn second!" Okay that would have to do. I opened the door and my giant sister stood there in all her naked sweaty glory. "Um, wow. Uh, what's up Megan? And why are you naked?"

"I heard shouting and came to see what was wrong, then I heard talking and wanted to make sure you weren't fucking things up with this girl already Vick."

From hating me to overprotective, great. "We're fine, we were both caught up in excitement. No anger, not fighting, I swear. Also why are you naked?"

She looked down, not that she could see much past her gigantic breasts, then back at me. "Oh I was about to take a shower now mom and I are done." Already? Had I been fucking around with the device that long? "So what's her name? Where did you meet her? At one of your junk shops?"

I had to get Megan out of here before Amber noticed her, no way that wouldn't cause a scene. "Jade. And I did meet her at a shop but not junk. We met yesterday and really hit it off then had lunch today and things escalated. You'd better get your shower before Amber has to use the bathroom again."

The ravenette mussed up my hair with a grim. "One day and you're already knocking boots? I am impressed shrimp, I expect to meet her soon now you know." She gave me a wink then pulled me headfirst between her sweaty breasts in a monster hug before letting me go to grab her shower. Leaving me with a raging hardon. Fuck.

I was so tempted to just go turn Katherine and Amber into sex toys to deal with this. But no, that would cause way too many problems. Well I had a perfectly serviceable normal onahole, might as well use it as it was intended for once.

And then a nap before dinner. It would be a late night.