"But... why do you look like Kate Upton?"

"But... why do you look like Kate Upton?" the principal asked about the elephant in the room. And indeed, Walter looked like Kate Upton, the swimsuit model, in her prime years.

"With the iBod, my new invention. The reason is that I believe I can better convey the material to the students this way!"

"Unbelievable! And you want to achieve that by teaching in the guise of a swimsuit model?"

"Um, yes! You know you, the students just hang out on TikTok and Onlyfans all day anyway!"

"Hmm, there's something to that... Ah, and that just gives me an idea! I was just looking into the teacher assignments..." the principal began.