She drops a bomb

"I'm so sick of this shit! The bad mike, the horrible promos, the sluts that can't wrestle! I've been in plenty of shitty wrestling promotions but this is the worse!"

"She can't say that!" Fred screams, "She can't say that!"

"I don't know what's going on!" David yells, "We are getting no word from the back!"

"Most of the people who come here to this stupid nightclub are drunk sailors and Japanese hookers who barely understand English let know what these idiots are ad libbing about. The only reason why this club and this promotion has lasted as long as it did, is not because of Baron Hampton, the brain trust that he is, but because of the money behind it. Megan Mcvan known as the Godmother of Porn for all the porn studios she owns around the world."

"A Mcvan behind WWF that is ridiculous!"

"God knows why, a woman who specializes in Bondage porn would sport this promotion is beyond with its cheap sex toys used as comical devices and softcore porn scenes in the back where one can tell you are not going down on someone ladies." Tulip looks at the camera, "You got actually put the tongue on the woman's labia to count Gun HO!" Tulip sighs, "I help train these ladies, went over the drills on how to wrestle and they still can't do it or won't listen. They whether do their nails or go banging their managers in the back for a better deal."

People started booing at Tulip, "Look, I knew what was going on when I joined up. I could tell from the start, but the money was good as I needed to finish my family's ranch that was burnt down two decades ago by some assholes, and have some people here that I'm glad to call my friends. I'm calling you out Ebony Saint. My girl in the production booth whose right now handcuffing the technicians in the back after blowing them so that way I can say my peace."

"What!" Both male announcers yell.

Tulip looks at Sakae, "So yeah, I knew what I was doing but now I learn that they are going to write me off the show. Because, I hate to break it to you folks but this show you are watching. Well... its fake."

The crowd booed.

"You suck!" Someone screamed.

Tulip ignored them and continued, " I'm supposed to get hit in the head with the belt by one of your girls, Sakae-san, and then I will get carried out in ambulance, that is waiting near by, never to be seen again. I hate that trope. It makes the wrestler look weak, that they just give up and leave after getting a bump on the head. And its all because I suggested on how to make the product better. Well, fuck them!"

People booed louder.

"And fuck you too!" Tulip yells, "I say if I'm going out. I'm going out my way."

She looks Sakae in the eyes, "I say we do it by showing these people what real exotic wrestling looks like. I say we sex wrestle!"

People were shocked.

"What...the.. what is sex wrestling." David yells.

"I don't... know..." Fred yells.

"How do you not know! You're the pimp!"

"Sex wrestle for those that don't know." Tulip looks at the crowd, "Is something that wrestlers have been doing all around the world either in the arenas after last of the fans walked out or in underground clubs, like this one, to settle beefs and for some fun. Its where we fuck as we wrestle. Its something that I know while listening in behind close doors that Megan and Hampton were warned about doing from powerful people in Tokyo. Hence why they never go over that line of hardcore porn. Well, I want to cross that line as a little payback."

Sakae looks interested as Tulip continues, " I know you are good Sakae. We, in the locker room, we all know you are good. But you know what? So am I. And I don't think you should stifle your reputation in this two bit operation by fighting in this fake match and actually fight me in a sex match. And seeing how we have two different fighting styles let's make it interesting. Let's make this match a First Cum Match!"

People cheered.

"No pins, no submissions, no knockouts. Just whoever cums first loses. What do you say? As many consider you the Queen of the ring in professional wrestling and in sex wrestling. As an usurper, I guess you would call me, I'm issuing you a challenge for your throne!"

"What.. the... I don't think." Fred said.

"Will someone stops this!" David yells.

"Before we continue." Tulip says, "Ebony can you please cut off those two jokers at the announcer's booth. The last thing those people who will be watching the DVD at home is hear the cringy commentary and juvenile jokes about our tits as we wrestle this very serious match."

"She can't do that!" David says.

"I'm calling my lawy..." Fred says before the mikes cut off.

Tulip then sees Sakae holds her hand out and Tulip hands her the mike.