Kevin the Porter

"Kevin, duck!!!" the hero, Roland yelled when he realized what the demon lord was aiming for.

Kevin the porter was a support member of the party often overlooked by people and monsters alike. His tendency to being overlooked is an exceptional talent in itself. It allowed him to accompany the hero's party as they traversed the most perilous and danger-fraught lands in the world without requiring very much protection. His main skill however, was being able to access a dimensional sub-space which allowed him to store, retrieve, and manage huge inventories and supplies.

Kevin the Donkey, people used to call him, with a face and presence so unappealingly ordinary that all of god's creation would rather subconsciously exclude him from their consciousness rather than spend the trickle of mental resources required to acknowledge his existence. Also because, you know, he can haul lotsa goods.

"Well shit," Kevin said as he looked down at the large, sinister black shard which had effectively pierced through his abdomen. Kevin looked up at the stunned party and demon lord who had all turned to look at him. "Awwwww," Kevin said, feeling somewhat touched, "Y-you actually s-see me?" he said to the demon lord.

The demon lord blinked with disbelief at Kevin before screaming in horror. "FUUUCCCCCCCKKKKK!!! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOUUUUU????!"

"I-I'm Kevin..." said Kevin as a trickle of blood ran down his chin from the corner of his lips.

"SHUT UP!" The demon lord screamed and stamped his foot. "Where the hell did you come from?! You've ruined everything!"

Kevin heard a whimper behind him. He craned his neck to look over his shoulder to see a young woman with ash-white skin and blood red hair standing a few paces behind him. The girl was standing straight with her arms stretched out to her sides like a cross and her nubile chest puffed forwards. Her eyes were clenched tightly shut and her mouth was twisted in a bitter grimace, like she was expecting to receive a painful blow.

"Ramione, you useless vessel! You have failed me!!!" The demon lord snarled.

The red-haired girl opened one eye warily. Then the other. Her pupils were deep ruby-red like her hair. The girl then looked down at her chest. She started running her hands all over her taut, fit abdomen, looking somewhat relieved, but also very confused. The girl then carefully looked up and seemed to notice the pointy end of the black shard several paces in front of her. Then she noticed Kevin.

"Huhhh...? Who're you?" Ramione asked in a lovely, husky voice.

"H-hi I'm Kevin..." Kevin replied as he felt his legs give way. He quickly collapsed to his knees.

"AHHHH YOU FUCKERS!!!" The demon lord screamed. The rest of the party had leapt on top of the demon lord and was proceeding to royally fuck him up.

"I'LL KILL YOU!" The demon lord screamed. "I'LL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY.... W-WAIT... T-TIME OUT... ACK... S-SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME A MINUTE HERE... ACKKK UGHH FUCKKK... C-CMON GUYS, I'M A SENIOR CITIZEN... EEEEKKKK W-WAIT... STOPPPP... H-HAVE MERCYYYYY...."

The hero party didn't stop until the demon lord was nothing but a black stain on the ground.

"Oh shit... I'm done for..." Kevin sighed as his vision started to blur.

The red-headed girl suddenly popped in before Kevin's face, gazing into his eyes with curiosity. Then she smiled. "The demon lord is dead. Long live the demon lord," she whispered.

Kevin blacked out.