Vivi's App Part 7

Ethan couldn't believe it. He was a woman. A fucking woman. His cock was gone, he could feel it. Or rather, he couldn't. He couldn't, wouldn't, check. The boobs on his chest were another matter. He was already shirtless, and barred from ever covering up. There was no hiding them. Every movement seemed to make the jiggle just enough to remind him that they existed. He glared at Robert, but the villain just grinned back, staring at Ethan's boobs.

He looked down at the app and for the first time noticed a small button at the bottom of the screen. Report an issue. Oh yeah, he had an issue. He smashed the button as fast as he could.

Vivi glared down at the batch of lollypops she'd just finished making. It was perfect. Why wait for next Christmas to get her ****? All she had to do was get Didi interested and bam! ****. It wasn't easy trying to plan her ****. Didi and Vivi both had innate magic resistance that made it difficult to harm each other with the items they created. Didi had gotten around that by inducing a delayed effect, but the time Vivi realized she'd been tricked, it was too late.

Didi would probably be on the lookout for a similar trick, so Vivi had gone another route with these. She'd made a dozen, and 11 of them were perfectly ordinary, if a bit sweet, lollypops. The 12th however, Vivi had put all of her magic into. It was one of the most potent magic items she'd ever created. One lick and Didi would develop an oral fixation that would permanently take her down a peg. The only catch was that Didi had to voluntarily lick it. If Vivi tried to **** it, Didi's magical protections would take out most of the oomph.

"Whatcha doing?" Didi's voice startled Vivi, causing her to bump into her table. The lollypops came crashing down out of their stands and landed all over the plate. "Oops, didn't mean to scare you."

Vivi coughed, "Uh you didn't. I was just...lost in thought. I was just making lollypops. Do you want one?"

"Sure!" Didi reached out and grabbed one. Vivi held her breath as Didi put it in her mouth and licked it. "Wow, that's great Vivi! Aren't you going to have one too?"

"Of course..." Vivi looked at her plate. Shit. Which one was cursed? She'd made sure to mask it so it would be impossible to tell which one it was. She meant to just remember which one but now that they were in a big pile..."Uh actually, I already brushed my teeth. Maybe later."

"Nonsense. Here, try this one." Didi picked one up and held it near Vivi's mouth. Vivi stared at it. Didi couldn't know...could she? Vivi gulped. She gingerly took the lollypop from Didi and opened her mouth.

"Opps!" Vivi suddenly dropped it, the lollypop smashed on the floor. Then she stood up, bumping into the table, and knocking it over. The 10 remaining lollypops smashed too, "Wow I'm such a klutz!"

"Wow, still reeling from your holiday fucking huh? Gotta say, I'm a little jealous. Anyway, how is that new app doing?"

Vivi did her best not to stare daggers at her business partner and tried to adopt a warm smile. She failed miserable. "My app? It's wonderful. It found a group that's already using it to fuck each other over. No complaints at all!"

"Then what's that?" Didi pointed to Vivi's computer.

On the computer screen there was a large notification, "ISSUED REPORTED."

Vivi's anger flared, "WHAT? THOSE LITTLE WORMS!" She heard Didi giggle and spun around, "I mean...this is to be expected. It's brand new. I'll just pop over there and take care of this issue myself. It's probably just user error after all."

"OOH, can I come?" Didi asked.

"NO! Stay here and....clean up this mess!" Vivi snapped her fingers and teleported to the person who filed the issue.

Ethan had been expected a text box or something so he could write his complaint, but instead it was like time froze. He looked around and nobody else was moving, they just stayed as they were, unmoving, unbreathing. It was creepy. He stood up and turned around, "AH!" He fell back into the table as he saw a creepy woman standing there.

"Hey! I'm not creepy!" The creepy woman said.

"What? Uhh..." Ethan was flabbergasted. Who the heck was she? How did she get in here?

"Save your questions for never you asshole," She said, "What's the issue?"

"What?"

"Is that the only thing you can say? Nobody ordered you to become an idiot, did they?" She snapped her fingers and a tablet appeared in her hands. She consulted it for a moment, "Nope. Guess you were born that way. You reported an issue, right? What is your issue?"

"What's my issue?" Ethan raged, "Look at me? I'm a fucking woman now! I don't want this. None of us want this. We didn't agree to have our minds and bodies altered!"

"Nobody wants this?" The creepy woman raised an eyebrow, "Robert has been fantasizing about fucking you since you swapped. Amber wants to eat you out. James wants to motorboat you. Olivia wants to slap your tits. Greg...ok Greg doesn't want you to be swapped, but fuck Greg. And of course you agreed, you signed the terms and conditions didn't you?"

"Terms and...no. I didn't sign anything. None of us did. The app just downloaded itself."

The creepy woman looked shocked, "Really? Oh no. There's been a terrible mistake! I guess I have to undo all the changes the app's made!"

"Really?" Ethan said hopefully.

"NO! And stop thinking I'm creepy. I'm beautiful, stunning, gorgeous...anything but creepy. In fact, think that one more time and I'll turn you into a toad."

"Uh ok," Ethan said worriedly, "You are very beautiful."

"Better. Also check this out," She flipped the tablet around. There was a terms and conditions document shown. She scrolled to the bottom and there was his signature. "See. You did sign it."

"But..." Ethan couldn't remember signing anything. Was the cr-uh-beautiful woman lying?

"Of course you don't remember. It's right here, section 7.1(a) - Upon signing the user shall forget ever even encountering this document. Anyway, forget about that. I'm not undoing the game. Seriously, what is the issue you wanted to report? The app is new and I'm aware there may be bugs..."

"Bugs? I'm a woman! That's my complaint! Change me back!"

The beautiful woman looked at him seriously, then did something on her tablet, "Let's see...the King said, 'Number 9 become a gorgeous woman.' You were of course number 9, and as far as I can see you are a gorgeous woman. It seems to have functioned correctly, I fail to see the problem. Unless...is it the word gorgeous or woman you have a problem with?"

"BOTH!" Ethan screamed.

The woman nodded, "Gotcha. I suppose gorgeous is subjective after all. Let's unpack this and see what exactly the app did...uh huh...yeah...ok. So when Robert said gorgeous woman, all it did was rewrite your DNA to be your biological sister. So genetically you are still related to all the same people, your appearance resembles your former self and your parents. The gorgeous line just made sure to keep you fit and healthy really. I can fix that. I just wonder...should you be gorgeous in Robert's eyes...or your own?"

"But I don't want to be a woman!" Ethan pleaded. "How can I go back to my job, I won't exist on paper anywhere. Nobody is going to know who I am!"

The woman nodded seriously, "Right. It would have been better if Robert had ordered you to have always been a woman, but too late for that. I suppose I could interpret the becoming a woman to be a mental change as well as a physical change. Would you prefer that? Then you won't experience any dysmorphia...although if someone changes you back you'll be rather uncomfortable..."

"No...don't change me anymore..." Ethan wasn't comfortable with his current body, but he was even less comfortable with the idea of messing with his brain.

"Alright, then the only issue is around the word gorgeous. I do apologize for that, now that I look at you more you really are rather plain, especially compared to a true beauty like myself. I'll upgrade the app so we don't have this issue again. As for your body, let's take your definition of gorgeous then, shall we?" The woman tapped on her app and flipped it so he could see it. There tablet showed a table with the names of women in one column and a number in the other. Ethan cringed as he read the title, 'Women Ethan has masturbated to', "Wow lots of creativity here. Pornstars, celebrities, the usual. High school crush? Oh, high school teacher, nice. Whose this? Your aunt? Naughty boy. Ok, let's sort this from high to low...and I'll make you an blend of your top 10, ok?"

Ethan shook his head, "Uh...just leave me as I am now...please..."

"Nonsense. Let's see. You really got a thing for short women with big boobs huh? The tallest woman in your top 10 is only 5'4" and 9 of them have F cups or bigger...but strangely enough your number 1 is fairly flat huh....543 times? Seriously?"

Ethan blushed. Ya, he had a problem. Still did he have to defend himself to this cree-uh-beautiful woman? "What? Constance Wu is a national treasure!"

The woman nodded, "Oh she is beautiful. I'm not insulting you. Just commending you on your dedication. So basically your ideal woman is Constance with huge tits, right?"

"What? No!" Ethan said. But it was too late. The woman snapped her fingers and his whole world shifted. She grinned and turned on the tablet's selfie camera to show him his new look.

Constance Wu with huge tits didn't get all the way there, but it wasn't a bad starting point. Huge was a bit of an understatement. He cautiously poked one of his new boobs. "J cups. You're welcome." The woman said.

Ethan shook his head, "No...I didn't want this..."

She shrugged, "Then you'll need a King to fix it. I think this issue is resolved. Thank you for your feedback. Fair warning, if you report another issue, it had better be because of a bug. Seriously, I won't turn you into a toad. Maybe...a cock addicted whore? Ya. I like the sound of that. Anyway, enjoy the bod!" She snapped her fingers and disappeared.

"Huh...hey! Who is that!" Ethan heard a voice behind him. He spun and saw everyone had unfrozen.

"Uh...it's me. Ethan. I uh...filed a complaint..."

He saw Greg staring at his phone. Greg looked up at Ethan and gulped, "Nevermind..." He pushed his phone away from him.

"So...uh...who's the King?" Ethan asked, nervously sitting down.