EMMA WATSON!

The lovely 34 year old, 5 ft 5 inch 34-23-34 Harry Potter actress aka Hermione Granger: You were perusing the Internet coming across an ad for Renais Gin with her photo thinking 'I'd love to be that feminist bitch, she has it all, a banging body...fame...money...friends...prestige...a huge private mansion in London's salubrious Canonbury Place...and a hot Audi A3'.

A blinding flash of light and you awaken in Emma's bedroom noticing the change in your surroundings; "Emma you're going to be late for class, move your arse". You answer back in a feminine demure voice with a British accent, "thanks I almost overslept". Jeremy walks past a full length mirror seeing Miss Watson's figure, "I'm Emma 'freaking' Watson" you say hearing her voice exiting your thin yet beautiful red lips.