A long days ride

They rode through the day, passing the village of gawking peasants, then treading through fields and over forests. Lauren finally had time to consider her baffling circumstance. Just this morning she'd been on her way to work- now here she was in a fantasy world! It must be a dream, but everything certainly seemed real! Anyways, with no idea how to get home, she just had to play along.

As the day wore on, Lauren's leg's burned. She wasn't used to riding, and after a few hours her thighs were burning, her butt felt jiggled numb, and her hips ached.

Finally, as the sun set the knight reigned his horse to a stop.

"We should set up camp m'lady." He said, offering her his hand.

Lauren took it, and allowed him to help her off the horse. She landed and found she couldn't close her legs. She was stuck in a bow legged, utterly absurd stance, her thighs burning with discomfort.

"Do you... not know how to ride?" The knight asked, baffled.

"I never have." Lauren replied.

The knight shook his head in amazement.

"It will get easier with time." He said. "I will make us a fire."

He left Lauren feeling utterly absurd, waddling around like a bloated crab in her absurd outfit. She never seemed to get to look anything but silly in this damn fantasy world!