Everyone is talking about her

Dana quickly got dressed deciding to wear the long coat she bought and nothing underneath. Somehow wearing it now and wearing it in the store felt completely different. She grabbed the hem of the coat and playfully took it off then back on loving how easy it was to get naked. Looking at the clock she realized if she wanted to get to work on time she had to leave now. She grabbed a small mask from her closet stuffing it into her bag before heading out.

The walk to the subway felt like agony as she felt so slow. “Oh god maybe I should’ve taken the car.”, Dana grumbled to herself. She didn’t move any slower than usual in fact she was actually moving a bit faster but compared to the speed she has when naked this made her feel like a snail.

Dana down looked at her coat it was rather fashionable and most ladies would love to have it but to her at this moment it might as well be a trash bag. ‘Can’t believe that I have to go this slow cause of you.’, Dana thought. Dana thought for a moment as her hands crept to the zipper, ‘Maybe if I just…’ Before Dana could finish her thought she accidentally bumped into a guy knocking both of them down.

“Oh my gosh I am so sorry ma’am.”, he said offering her a helping hand.

“Oh it’s fine I just spaced out for a moment.”, Dana quickly got to her feet and kept walking, “Sorry I’m late for work.”, she said to the getting farther away.

‘Maybe now’s not the best time.’, she thought having been brought back to reality.

Finally Dana had made it to the subway and just in time for her train. Dana quickly boarded and to her surprise there were only a few people in her car. Dana smiled to herself as she quickly found a seat.

“Dude you’re not gonna believe it our city has an actual superhero?”, one of the passengers asked to his friend.

“What you’re crazy superheroes don’t exist.”, his friend retorted.

‘Are they talking about me?’, Dana thought.

“It’s true last night she made her debut stopping a bunch of muggings and even rescuing people from burning buildings. And the best part is she does it all butt ass naked.”

‘Yup they’re talking about me.’

“Yeah right there’s no way she actually fights crime like that.”

“It’s true look I have video.”, he took out his phone and with a few taps on his screen Dana started to hear the familiar sounds of last night, “See man that’s her emerging from the debris after rescuing trapped citizens. And look that’s her bare ass.”

“No way she actually went in naked she must’ve lost her costume in the fire.”

“I hope not that ass is way too flawless to be covered by clothes.”

‘Excuse me my ass is not for your enjoyment.’, Dana exclaimed in her head.

“So what do they call her anyway.”

“We don’t know her real name but people online have started to call her…”

‘Lady Eve.’, Dana thought with a proud look on her face.

“The Sexy Streaker.”

“What!”, Dana said out loud drawing the attention of both guys. “Uh sorry thought I got on the wrong train.”, she said trying to play it off.

“So anyway…”, one of the guys said thinking nothing of Dana’s outburst.

‘The Sexy Streaker! Who came up with that awful name? I gotta try and fix this as soon as possible.’, Dana thought. ‘The only question is how?’

Suddenly loud boom was heard from up ahead as the train violently stopped causing everyone to be thrown from their seat.

“What’s going on?”, Dana asked.

The PA system quickly turned on, “A-attention apologies for this unforeseen delay but at this time we request that everyone please proceed to the back car. An employee will be there with further instructions.”

With the message concluded the PA system clicked off and slowly everyone did as instructed everyone except for Dana.

‘He sounded scared.’, Dana thought, ‘Something’s definitely going on.’

“Hey lady you coming?”, one of the guys from earlier asked.

“I’ll be right there I think I lost my phone.”, Dana replied.

Not thinking much of it the guy left following his friend. She looked in the window to the cart in front of her and behind her, she was now completely alone.

In a classic superhero manner she grabbed the front of her coat, “This looks like a job for…”, she says as she rips it open revealing her ample breasts, “Lady Eve!”, she exclaimed as she let the coat fall to the ground before donning her mask.