Tom Bailey

You are Tom Bailey, always on the lookout for some hot tail, but rarely able to close the deal. But soon, you will find yourself in a spicier experience than you planned for.

After a year-long dry spell, you decide that the best thing to do is to grab some friends and go for a change of scenery. You've heard that Brazilian asses are the best in the western hemisphere, and if you're no luckier down there, then at the very worst you can always spend your time at the beach taking in the sights.

The three of you get on a plane and head for Rio, all single and excited by the prospect of seducing beautiful big-boobed bubble-butt latinas.

You manage to rent a huge apartment between with a bedroom for each of you, not far from the beach, but enough that you can find real people and some nightlife that isn't just for tourists. After arriving from the airport you drop off your stuff at the apartment then head out for dinner and hit the bars.

To say that the experience is a disappointment is an understatement. The girls are all beautiful, tan and curvy, showing lots of cleavage with the bottoms of their round asses often sticking out from underneath their short, tight dresses, but you don't speak Portuguese, and your looks aren't good enough for any of them to care about listening to you speak English.

After a few hours of increasingly-drunken rejection, you all decide to go back to the apartment and try to have a better experience the next day.