The Next Day

It did in fact take Summer all day to write in her notebook, longer than a day. Summer was not done writing when they went to bed that night. Dean wanted to read what she wrote but Summer told him ‘not until I’m done!’ So Dean listened. Their postponed date night would take place tomorrow after a couple of delays.

The next morning Dean was off to work, Summer lay still asleep in bed. Dean saw the notebook on the nightstand, he was tempted. But he remembered what Summer said, although he could have peaked, he didn’t want to break her trust.

Dean’s workday consisted of daydreaming. He let his imagination take him and thought of all the possibilities of what Summer could have written about her bachelorette trip with Ron. Nothing could probably prepare him for what actually happened, he just was excited to go home and to see what was written so that he also could partake in it.

Dean headed home with a smile on his face, he was excited for date night with Summer. They haven’t done anything much together lately.

Dean arrived at his house and was greeted by Summer… and also Ron. The smile on Dean’s face went away but not to a frown, just curious as to why Ron was in his house. “Hey Dean, how’s it going?” Ron said with a smile on his face. He was lounging on the couch with a drink in hand and his feet up on the coffee table. Dean remembered he was asked a question, “Fine, just got done work so…” he trailed off. “I haven’t worked in like 25 years,” he laughed. Dean still didn't know why Ron was there.

Summer chimed in, “So Ron arrived shortly before you did and said he had something important to talk to us about…” she said. So Summer didn’t know why he was over either.

“Please, sit down, let us all chat!” Ron said as if this was his own house. Summer sat down next to Ron and Dean sat down across from them.

“So I just wanted to say that I was very happy that I was able to give you guys the bachelor and bachelorette parties you guys deserved, I had a lot of fun and I know you guys did too.” He said while touching Summer’s thigh during the last part. “But talking to you guys made me realize you sort of have a communication issue…” Ron said. Both Summer and Dean were a little confused. “Your wedding is coming up and you don’t even have a venue yet! I heard both of your concerns on your separate trips and well I want to help you out!” Ron continued.

“How are you going to help?” Summer asked. “Well to pay for all of it of course!” Ron excitedly said. Summer smiled and got really excited. Dean on the other hand was skeptical, “Why? What do you want in return?” He said. Summer calmed down a bit now knowing there was sort of a catch.

“Well I have some ideas…” Ron said before finishing his drink. “Now hear me out and keep an open mind about all of this…” Ron said.

‘What in the world is he going to say’ Dean thought to himself.

Ron started again, “So I’m prepared to pay for your dream wedding and honeymoon which I estimate to be over $100,000. I want to be invited to it of course and I would love if I could marry you both, I always wanted to marry two people, I saw it wasn’t that hard to get ordained online.”

“And?” Dean said waiting for what Ron will get in return.

“I want to take Summer’s virginity on your wedding night,” Ron said in all seriousness.

“What? No way!” Dean said raising his voice. “Hear me out!” Ron said, “First times suck and it’s not like you’re a virgin anyway! It’s not that big of a deal, I’ve taken lots of virginities as well, I haven’t in like 30 years but I have experience with it.” Ron said. Dean looked at Summer, “Can you believe this guy?” Summer sat in silence, she was thinking about it. She sorta shrugged, “it’s a lot of money Dean, that we don’t have to spend, we can’t afford our dream wedding and honeymoon, you know it… you told me we can’t.” She said.

Dean was a loss for words, was she really willing to do this? He didn’t want to go down that easily, “I don’t think that is enough for what you’re asking.” Dean said trying to stand firm. “Alright, let’s negotiate,” Ron said with a smile, “How about I also pay off Summer’s debt to the restaurant and the owners but I’m allowed to kiss Summer now.” He said.

Dean pondered the thought, “First of you have to wear a condom and I want you to get Summer a full time job, I know you have connections, I’m sure she’s tired of being a waitress, right?” Dean said looking at Summer. “Yes! I would love to work an office job, that sounds like fun!” Summer said.

“I’m fixed anyway so a condom is unnecessary and fine, I’ll get Summer an office job with a 50K salary but I get to go on your honeymoon and have Summer for 4 days out of the two weeks.” Ron rebutted.

Dean could tell Ron really wanted this. “Make it 2 days, a 75K salary and no more sexual contact with Summer after the honeymoon!” Dean said with authority. Ron was shocked with Dean, “Only if you abstain from sexual contact with Summer until after I take her virginity!” Ron said.

Dean and Summer’s wedding wouldn’t be for another 6 months, Dean contemplated. Summer was silent until now. “Let’s take the deal,” she said to Dean. Ron smiled and stuck out his hand. Dean looked at Summer, Ron and then back at Summer. “You sure?” He said to Summer, she shook her head. Dean stretched out his arm and shook hands with Ron.

“Let’s write this deal down, Summer, do you mind?” Ron asked, “and some drinks to celebrate a good deal!” Summer came back with drinks and a pen and paper, she wrote down the deal.

What Ron gets:

1. Summer’s Virginity on wedding night.

2. Allowed to Kiss Summer, no limits

3. Invited to Wedding, marries them

4. Invited to Honeymoon, gets Summer for 2 days out of 2 weeks

5. Dean and Summer abstain from anything sexual for 6 months until after wedding, only kissing allowed.

What Dean and Summer get:

1. Wedding and Honeymoon Paid for >$100,000

2. Summer’s debt paid off

3. Summer gets a full time job, pays $75K salary

4. No more lessons, sexual contact between Summer and Ron after honeymoon.

Dean, Ron and Summer all sign their names at the bottom of the page and cheers to a done deal.

Is everyone a winner in this deal?