Maid → Happy Sex Goddess

As I idle time by, still cherishing the warm joy I was gifted, I think back to the world I've left behind. My fellow maids, diligently working: I wonder if my absence will trouble them at all? I had some friends, true, but who's to say how deep the bond between fellow servants goes? I hope they're not bothered for too long. I may not have been the best, or most popular, 'Maid,' but I would not want what few friends I have to be unnecessarily sad.

Then my thoughts turn towards Arma, and her casual disregard for the world as she lives out her life like some kind of 'Happy Sex Goddess,' heedless of---

--- the world, twisting, whirls. Magic, spinning, bursts. It embraces and suffuses me and I feel it swell, and swell. It seeps into the heart of me and erupts, and I become the magic wrapped around a mortal shell, rather than the mortal caught within---

----the consequences to those around her from her free use of my blessings.

I blink. I blinked? Why is that surprising? Why would I not be able to blink? My thoughts whirl and blur. Something strange has occurred. Why... and how am I outside of the terrestrial sphere? The what? The world, of course. I found a phone in Arma's bedroom while I was cleaning up after her latest mess.

Cleaning? Why would I clean up such a passionate scene?

I purse my lips in thought, thinking carefully over my memories. Something isn't right... Somehow, I managed to lose myself in my human guise and forget my origins. My motives, even! To think I would feel scandalized, of all things, from Arma's excess and passion... Ah, however could that have happened? Well, no matter. I'll be able to return to the mortal realm soon and set things back to order, but before that...

I curiously examine the quaint toy in my hands, left behind by Arma's paramour, James, after the dear girl's wonderful display of raucous lovemaking. It seems by nature it was some manner of communications device, but some being has managed to heavily enchant it, such that it may now transpose the device's wielder into another timeline entirely.

...or over it, as my silly avatar discovered on accident. Or was it my avatar, actually, if she's from a realm where 'I' am not 'me?' Eugh. I shake my head. All of that timey-nonsense can be saved for some goddess in some other reality: This one doesn't want anything to do with it! Too many headaches.

So!

I clap my hands, and then turn the phone over to look at the screen properly, rather than into its polished black back. That causes the camera to swap automatically to reverse-mode so that it can keep me in the lens, but it's no matter.

I'll admit, I'm quite curious as to how this functions, even though magic of this nature is quite far removed from my Domains. I could do plenty of fun things with this, I'm sure: And I can technically do them while within my mortal guise too, so there'll be no nosy busybodies butting in about messing too much with the status quo...

...the question is, should I, or shouldn't I? Certainly, the responsible thing to do would be to send the little fork of me that stumbled here back to her home and make this device disappear into the aether but... Ahah! As I thought, it'll just somehow magic its way into someone else's hands if it's left abandoned for too long. No doubt, this is how poor actually-mortal me found it.

Well, that's a bit of a pickle. I certainly can't hold onto it myself forever: It wouldn't like that very much, and neither would the busybodies I have to share planes with. I suppose I'll simply have to appease it as best I can here and then return it to James with a stern word of warning.

...pfft. Stern, mhm. I promise!

So~, for real... what mischief should I get up to, hm~?

(:D, happy sex goddess, wavy light-green hair, apron, maid uniform, surprised expression, medium breasts, hairband, stockings, modest skirt, floating in space)

[AN: Honestly, I never expected someone to request a change for this one, but here we are. I suppose Change is inevitable... for real though, the amount of chaos potential this branch has now easily exceeds most of the others to the degree I'm not even sure I could write the fallout properly.]