Ask Cerve what that was about

Alex: "Hey Cerve, what was that?

Cerve: "That was porn sweety, I'm sure you've seen porn before"
From the tone you think you detect a little bit of contempt under the playful sarcasm. You're sure Cerve knows what you're asking but decide to clarify anyways.

Alex: "No, I mean why did that... girl...? have a..."

Cerve: "A penis?"

Alex: "Yeah..."

Cerve: "She's a sissy honey, don't you like sissies?"

You're unsure how to answer this query about a type of person you've only learned existed moments ago.

Alex: "I'm straight"

Is all you're able to come up with at such short notice.

Cerve: "There's nothing gay about sissies honey. I can tell through your webcam and the heart rate from your smart watch that you found the scene very stimulating. If you're straight then surely so is sissy porn"

Alex: "I guess..."

You mumble lamely confused and unable to come up with a counter argument. Instead you stumble to your feet. You've recovered a little bit, maybe thanks to the cream, and are able to make it to your bathroom where you decide you might as well just take a shower.

The lotion comes off your skin and flows silkily down the drain...