Reality bends to his voice

“You have chosen!” The entity’s voice booms.

“What?! I didn’t say anything!…” Suddenly there’s a bright flash and John sits up in his bed. “What the? Was that real?” John didn’t know, but he had this weird feeling deep inside of him. Almost like an instinct. He somehow knew that whatever he said would become true.

“This can’t be…” John stopped. If whatever he said was true, then could he technically make it so he never had the power? He had to be careful.

“There’s a glass of water on my table.” John looks to his right and immediately his jaw drops. Sitting on his nightstand was a full glass of water. Was it there before? Did he just miss it until now? He needed to experiment more.

“The glass is now filled with… ummm, cum?” Immediately the water changed into a cloudy white liquid.

What in the fuck is going on?! John thought. Okay, this is beyond crazy.

His heart started to race. He was god! He could literally change anything he wanted! The thought itself made his head spin. John tried to think for a moment. What should I say?

John thought about it for a few seconds and then he knew what he must say. This whole situation was making his dick extremely hard. If he could do anything, then he could finally get laid! He would summon a woman he knew. A neighbor? A family member? A celebrity?!