Fake an accent, pretend to be from Europe.

A devious idea pops into your head, you decide to have some fun. In your best French accent, you reply, "Help? With what? What is wrong?"

He looks dumbfounded for a moment and then responds, "Umm, well you're not wearing any clothes..." His voice trails off as he looks over your body again.

You smile and say, "Oh, you are asking if I am okay because I am naked, yes?" He nods. You continue, "Yes, where I am from, it is okay to go to the beach naked. I haven't been to a beach in a while and I want to get a tan. My breasts and pussy are so pale, you see?" You thrust your hips out, presenting your hairless nether regions to the older man.

He doesn't pass up the opportunity and he blatantly stares between your legs. Without looking away, he says in the same unsure voice, "I do see. Well, you should know that it is not normal to go to the beach naked in America. You'd be the only one without clothes on and you might even get in trouble."

You give him a puzzled look and continue to feign ignorance, "Oh, it is not normal in France where I am from either, but it is allowed. Many times I am only girl who is naked at the beach. Most girls don't like showing their pussy, but I am not shy so it is okay. I like to be tan all over so I get all hair removed from my pussy. But you say I could be in trouble here?"

"Yes, being naked at the beach, or anywhere in public, is illegal in America, you could be arrested!" He exclaims.

"But I heard is legal now..." You say, quickly pulling up an article about Public nudity in California... specifically San Francisco. "Does that mean I am ok?" You say, tilting your head and looking pouty at the man.

He looks down at your body again, as if re-evaluating it with this new knowledge. "Oh uhh, I'm not sure then honestly. I know I heard about nudists up north... but... maybe you'll be fine here then."

What do you do? You know the risks of continuing are too high... do you turn back and get dressed? Continue forward with your fantasy... heading to the beach? Or do you ask the man if you can hang out with him, learn more about America, while continuing the ruse of being from France.