I’m a college student

You head off to college, not quite “eager” to learn, but willing to put up with it until you get outta here. It’s quite the commute, although driving to and from school everyday is still a better option than sleeping in a dorm every night.

Speaking of the dorms, as you pass them by, you notice all the lights are still off in all the windows. Makes sense, no one’s around to turn them on, but it’s good to confirm these things whenever you get the chance. You pull into the parking lot, and, given the lack of people around, you decide to just park in the spot closest to the school’s entrance as opposed to your designated spot at the other end of the lot. Getting out of your car, you grab your stuff and begin to head off to class.

As you approach the classroom, however, you begin to realize how poorly thought out this plan was. I mean, who’s gonna teach you? Are you really about to waste your day sitting in an empty lecture hall for hours? And as you get up to the door, you realize your plan was really stupid since the doors are obviously locked. Even if you wanted to go to class (which you already don’t), you couldn’t.