Don't Panic

Xander fought back his first instinct which was to turn around and bolt in a blind panic. Turning and running away was going to be useless. First, it helped no one not even him because... Second, a slayer could easily out run him. And then easiky beat the shit out of him. He had **** but to stay here and try and fix this situation as there was no possible way to escape Faith.

So with a frozen smile on his face he looked at the woman who tried to kill him who was now wearing his best friends body. "Hey. Faith. Hows it hanging?"

Faith strutted over to him and smugly grinned, "Never neen better, X."

"Good to see you up and about... uh, figuratively speaking." He stopped smiling and frowned as bad thought occurred. "You are still... uh... you know... with us? Like the body you were born with, right? You didnt die and possess Buffy, yeah? You are alive?"

Faith guffawed, "Shit, yeah, my bod is still alive. Thanks to the Mayors magic thingie I was able to body jack Buffy's bod."

Xander nearly sagged in relief. It wasnt a ghostly possession and Faith had let slip a tidbit about how this happened. Now he had to stall for time and figure out how to fix this while in the company of a voilent maniac. "That's good. I'm glad you arent dead. I mean your body isn't... you know what I mean."

Buffy smirked, "Aww, feelin' a little sentimental for my old bod, X? Got some good memories of my old bod? Like when I was riding your dick last year?"

Xander couldnt help but blush much to Faith's sniggering. "Yeah."

Faith leaned into Xander and pitching her voice for maximum sexiness propositioned him, "Well, why dont we make some new memories in my new bod?"

Xander pulled away in shock, "W-what?"

"Aw c'mon, X!" Faith shook her head. "No need to freak out. I aint had a little somethin' somethin' in almost a year. You probably aint got any either, knownin' you. So why dont we head back to your place and fix our mutual dry spell. "

"Uh... you... Buffy... wrong..." Xander gestured at her.

Faith snorted, "C'mon, X, how many times did you spank it to thoughts of B? Ten? Twenty? A hundred? Take me back to your place and finally fulfill all those twisted Buffy fantasies. Im offerin' the deal of a lifetime here."