Just go for it

Deciding to just give er, Ethan hoists up the bust and throws it up on his shoulder.

It's heavy, which he was expecting, but feeling it up there now almost makes him second-guess his strategy. He has it positioned so the statue seems to be looking at his ass, while the massive stone boobs are against his chest. It doesn't feel horrible, weight aside, although Ethan finds it tough to get a solid grip on it. Grunting slightly, he begins to trudge his way through the sea of crates, making his way towards the front of the room.

While in truth, the effort doesn't take all that long, to Ethan it feels like it's taking forever. By the time he makes it to the stairs, he's almost at the end of his rope, and he's still got to climb them. That process saps what little strength Ethan has left, and he quickly starts looking around for a place to set the thing down on.

Spotting the reception desk, he makes for it.