The subway

"Ummm...." Erica dawdled.

"Too late, I choose!" Alicia chirped, "We're taking the subway."

"Alicia!" Erica blurted out, "We are butt naked, there is no way we're taking the subway with millions of people on it!"

"Oh, come on, Erica, don't be so dramatic. It's not millions of people - maybe tens of thousands at the most!"

"Alicia," Erica coolly replied, "we. are. butt. fucking. naked!"

"And your complaining isn't going to make us any less naked!" Alicia retorted.

"Well, I'm not going!" Erica pouted and folded her arms over her chest.

"Erica, don't be like that!" Alicia reached out to her.