Eris...the magic golden apple?

I waited for Eris to appear...but she didn't. The apple just kept floating. "Uh...Eris? The floating apple is nice and all, but...where are you?" I asked. This was just getting stranger and stranger.

The golden apple stopped shining quite so brightly. "Er..." Eris said slowly, as if I had asked an unexpected question. "I...guess I AM the apple. Well, didn't see that one coming." "...you and me both," I mumbled. It made sense. I didn't order an Eris bot. Why would one show up?

Still, it seemed one of my sex-bots came with an Eris program or something. "So...now what?" I asked the floating apple. "Are you going to...just float around and laugh at my girls? Because if that's the case, I'm going to turn you into golden apple sauce." I wanted my girls to know I was looking out for them.

The apple got in my face. "Oh really?" she challenged. "Well, fine. If my problem is a lack of a body, I'll just take one! How about the one with the brain barely in use?" My eyes widened and I tried to grab the apple from the air. It darted past me and flew straight at Billie, striking her in the head and sinking in.

Billie grabbed her head. "It's bouncing around in my brain!" she whined. She shook her head. "Be quiet," Eris said through Billie. "I'm just trying to figure out how this works..." I had no idea what was happening...but it soon became clear.

Billie's red hair snapped into Eris's hair style. Her clothes turned into Eris's white toga...thing. And then her front teeth split, creating a gap. Oh man... Did Billie just get overridden by Eris? Did they mix? Is she Bil-ris? Or do they switch constantly?

Whatever the result...she was still wearing the collar, so I had her either way.