His ex girlfriend Tracy

Jeff had been in love with Tracy since they were freshmen in college. Until the day she cheated on him with his best friend. He lost the love of his life and his oldest friend in such a short time, and he was angry.

He filled out the form.

Name: Tracy Goldmen

Reason: She cheated on me with my best friend. It broke my heart and destroyed my friendship.

Weaknesses we can exploit: She has massive tits that she is always hiding under baggy clothing and sports bras. She hates to bring attention to them and hates when anyone comments on them.

As he finished the form, it made a woosh sound and displayed a message. "Your request has been sent to the pranksters. You will be informed if you have been chosen."

***a few days later****

He received an e-mail titled "You are our lucky winner!" and opened it.

"Dear Jeff,

I am Pranstar12235, and I would like to inform you I have chosen to help you with your particular brand of vengeance. I have already executed the first prank and thought you might enjoy the video evidence. Attached was a link titled "goldilocks effect.mov."

Jeff clicked the link.