Accidental signature

As Vanessa wandered aimlessly down the carnival street, she failed to pay attention to her surroundings. Her hypnsosis seemed to be on limbo, forcing her to walk until told otherwise. Suddenly, a woman dressed in a red bowler suit blocked Vanessa's path. "Excuse me ma'am, to walk around this area you'll need to sign this safety form!" She exclaimed and held out a clipboard containing a large document with a box to sign at the bottom. She spoke in a very jolly 1950s style voice.

Vanessa immediately wanted to disregard her, knowing it was a clear scam. Unfortunately, her hypnosis had been waiting for a command and now it had one. Without hesitation, Vanessa grabbed the pen and signed the form. "Do I get to walk around now?" She asked with a very oblivious expression.

The woman burst out into laughter. "Are you fucking stupid!? Nobody ever actually signs it!!" She continued to break out into fits of laughter, which only made Vanessa even more nervous. "What.. what the fuck did I just sign!?" Vanessa asked angrily.