Their Pimp

Both Shanequa and Elizabeth were in beds beside one another in the hospital. Both were sweaty, both having got the epidural at about the same time, both of them struggling to discharge the large babies Lamar had implanted inside them.

Lamar was between them, holding their hands, looking proud, mostly of himself.

"Look at my two fine bitches," he said, mostly to himself. "Bred on the same day, giving birth on the same day."

The births were fifteen minutes apart. Both were named Lamar.