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Gently, Amy pinched.

“It...it doesn’t feel like….is it just foreskin?” She said almost immediately.

Lisa guffawed.

“Yeah,” I said, “sorry, it does this sometimes.” Her touch was more effective than mine though and I shortly thereafter began to get hard. Amy continued to stroke me even after I was fully erect and I felt myself quickly draw near climax when Lisa stopped her.

“Hun, I think that’s as big as it gets.”

“What? No.” Amy said as she continued to stroke.

Lisa quickly grabbed her arm. “Let’s do the final measurement.”

“It can’t be all the way hard.” Amy said her voice full of confusion. Her eyes met mine and I quickly looked away.

Lisa approached with the string and took my measurement, then compared it to the ruler. “Alright, official measurement, 2.9 inches long, 3.5 inches around.” She met my eyes. “Pretty good improvement from zero point eight five.”

“No, that can’t be.” Amy said. She took the string from Lisa and then took her index finger, middle finger and thumb and began to stroke me again. “We have to get him all the way hard.” As she finished her sentence, I finished as well, feeling the climax hit too fast. My penis erupted onto Amy’s hand and blouse and she let out a yelp. Lisa erupted into laughter.

“I told you.” She said.

“Oh my gosh!” Amy exclaimed. She seemed to be in shock. I tried to apologize but she barely seemed to register my words.

Lisa was on the laptop. “Alright, so 2.9 inches long is also in the bottom 1%.”

“Wow!” Amy said softly. Then her eyes shot up to mine and she looked panicked. “I’m sorry! I mean…I just...I wasn’t…”

“Expecting it to be so tiny?” Lisa finished. She let out a laugh.

“Lisa! No!”

Lisa laughed in response, but she raised her hands and stepped back.

“I’m sorry about her.” Amy said, “She doesn’t mean it. It’s not that small.”

“I mean, he’s in the bottom 1% by all measures.” Lisa said.

“Lisa!”

“Sorry! Just saying. Have you ever seen a penis as small as his?”

“Well…” Amy met my eyes then looked away. “No…”

“Yeah, me neither. Not even close. Bottom 1%.