A cop

Rolling down the window you pout slightly seeing it was a large muscular black man in a cop uniform with a name tag that read officer Mack. At first he asked for license and registration which you complied with but also swiftly stowed away your stone. Suddenly you saw your opening as the cop asked “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

You were **** to get out of this gulped dryly pressed your luck “Because you think I’m attractive and want to get in my car with me…”

The muscle bound cop made a face like he was about to commit gross **** of authority when suddenly his scowl softened into a flirtatious embarrassed grin. Insecurity began playing on the cop’s mind as he shifted his feet “May I?”

You nodded and opened the passenger door and watched the lumbering ebony giant motion a thumbs up to his partner and cram himself into his car. Awkwardly the cop introduced himself “I’m Roger by the way..”

Grinning you decided to start toying with the cop who was about to give you a ticket “Strange I was pretty sure you told me your name was Britney the other day when we met at the bar.”

The cop looked confused before looking embarrassed “Yeah I guess I already told you the embarrassing family name, I like going by my middle name though..”

The sports car was absurdly snug with the two muscular men inside it. You tried your best to conceal the stone and reciprocate officer Britney’s flirtations, almost pulling up to the driveway Roger began looking remorseful at his wedding ring. Finally saying in his deep baritone “I don’t know Dave (that’s you) I could’ve sworn that I’m not into guys and I feel dirty about cheating on my wife..”

Concealing the stone in your pocket you surmised that Roger’s wife must be a looker to be married to an alpha male like him and decided that you deserved a taste. “What are you talking about Roger? You’ve always been bisexual and in an open relationship. She’s inside waiting on the bed waiting for us to have a threesome..”

Officer Britney Mack briefly stared daggers at you before looking confused as you held the front door open for him. “Oh- uhh I guess, it all seems so strange to me for some reason.”

Being greeted by a woman’s voice from the second floor loft balcony overlooking the foyer you see Mrs. Mack..