Huh, you always thought it was an okay size...

"What the fuck are you talking about? That thing is a bitch breaker!" Nebula defended, "Here, look!"

She squatted down, lining up your dick with the side of her face to show how far it would go down her throat to Karishma and Chris, in some pseudo x-ray. In Nebula's hentai-addled mind this made sense, you guessed, but it was nice to be complemented.

Karishma took this opportunity to whip out her camera, taking a snapshot of your nude bodies. Nebula did nothing but exaggerate her pose, pulling your penis up and acting like she was taking a fishing photo. You, on the other hand, were terrified: the one thing worse than having sex with this trashfire of a woman was people knowing that you were screwing her.

"Hey Karishma, wait...!" You protested weakly.

"Too late, nerd! If you don't want this photo of your baby dick going out to everyone on social media, you'll shut up and leave us alone! Chris is going to be sorry for running her fat mouth!!" Karishma demanded venomously. Nebula shrugged, clearly unbothered as she turned to you.

"Its okay Sam, they got your good side..." Nebula attempted to console you, "Or... the less veiny side of your cock." She patted you patronizingly on your shoulder, smiling gently. Karishma looked at Nebula with disgust, before returning to you.

"Well...? Time's ticking Sam, you wanna lose your reputation forever...?" Karishma threatened aggressively. Chris frowned, sighing loudly. She started walking towards Karishma.

"I'll come with you... Just leave those two alone..." Chris mumbled, defeated. "Goodbye, Sam... Sorry for everything, Nebula." Karishma grinned, grabbing Chris roughly by the upper arm and tugging her away.

"Wait...!" Nebula blocked their path, standing infront of Karishma imposingly as a rabid chihuahua. Karishma and Chris shrank back from Nebula's aggressive and twitchy demeanor. Nebula jabbed her index finger accusingly into Karishma's chest. "Chris might be a total asshole who burnt all my clothes, and stole the pants I was supposed to wear, and made me step in dog poo, and rolled up my shirt while I walked so I was flashing my ass all the way to school..."

"I didn't do those last few." Chris retorted under her breath.

"BUT- I realized something... The real conspiracy... is the lies we tell ourselves to fit in with everyone else. 'Pay your taxes', 'Sleep for more than four hours a night', 'Don't pee in the swimming pool'!"

"You should sleep for longer..." You said.

"Wait, I had a swimming class with you! You peed in there!?!" Karishma said, furiously.

"The pee is a metaphor," Nebula lied, "Look- what I'm saying is... I need to support people who are willing to stop lying to themselves! And Chris is one of those girls!"

"Heh, okay~ I guess you don't care about Sam's itty bitty package going online..." Karishma took out her phone, holding it up threateningly.

"Actually, that pic IS kinda embarrassing. I've got a better idea..."