Ask the audience

"Okay," said Jax. "Let's hear some suggestions for these ladies. But nothing that isn't school inappropriate."

One student raised his hand. "Make Kawakami a chicken!"

"A classic," said Jax. "Alright, Kawakami. When I snap my fingers, you'll be a chicken."

He snapped his fingers, and the teacher tucked her arms into her armpits, squatted down, and began to strut around.

"Brak!" she yelped. "Buk-buk-buk-bgawk!"

The crowd began to laugh as Kawakami strutted all over the stage.

"Now," said Jax. "What should we do with the lovely Yoshizawa?"